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A father of seven children has admitted digging up his dead wife and barbecuing her remains to feed to their children to destroy any evidence of murder.

Benoit Piet, 42, admitted at the Assizes court in Ille-et-Vilaine, near Rennes in northern France, that he turned his wife Adeline, 34, into a charred meal in 2006, saying two years before that she had committed suicide in the family garage and he had been afraid that he would be accused of killing her...
Aaaaargh..2 yrs? One helluva marinade time!

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Quote: Morse
Hey, if you can't F**** your FRIENDS who are you left with???



Fucking enemas?

Just posted it in News Discus (or javelin seeing as its the olympics soon...)

They read your mind...

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SNIP:
One speech bubble in the book says, 'What the f*** is he standing there for?' while another states, 'It's that c*** who was sitting here.'

One scene shows the composer snorting lines of white powder.

The use of terms such as 'fag-holocaust' ('cweloholokaust') has raised questions about why the Polish government financed the book in the first place.

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A prank caller pretending to be a billionaire conservative businessman was able to have a lengthy conversation with Scott Walker, the Wisconsin governor, about his strategy to cripple public employee unions in the US state.

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A prank caller pretending to be a billionaire conservative businessman was able to have a lengthy conversation with Scott Walker, the Wisconsin governor, about his strategy to cripple public employee unions in the US state.

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In a pub somewhere in the Land of Green Ginger, Hull, seem to recall a plimsoll line etched one inch below the rim.
Seems a fair enough way of dealing with things.

Real Ale freaks, Skoob. CAMRA membership, leather elbow patches, unspeakable facial growth.
And thirsty as hell.

Beer. Who'd have thought it.
When my eldest got married one of her wedding prez was to have a beer brewed specially for the big day. Scoured lots of local independent breweries. Finally found one everybody liked. One dozen barrels of Doctor's Orders* duly arrived and were seen to.
*It's a medical family...

Beer is to be legally classified as an alcoholic drink in Russia for the first time as the Kremlin forges ahead with the toughest anti-alcohol campaign since the fall of the Soviet Union.

say it ain't so!!

Police said they had arrested a 27-year-old man suspected of shooting a 42-year-old fellow audience member who later died of his wounds.

The conflict took place as the credits rolled during a screen of the Oscar-nominated film "Black Swan", according to police in the Baltic state.

that'll learn ya

Meowwwwwwwww

Log/massive tree jokes always make me think of cocaine....as in "President Clinton flew to Scotland today and planted a sequoia in the castle grounds...."

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A Florida inmate is in more trouble after jail deputies found out he was keeping an illegal fanny pack - in his fanny.

Neil Lansing, 33, was charged with drug possession and smuggling contraband in jail for having 30 items tucked up his anus, the Sarasota Herald Tribune reported.

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On top of 17 blue pills and a cigarette, Lansing was able to fit six matches, a flint, a syringe, some lip balm, an unused condom and a receipt from CVS.

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Wot, no Gideon's Bible??

Bending time/space.......

Magnifying glass not good enough, eh?

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Quote: Gay Larry

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Wrote a tribute spoof about you Gay Larry.

Glad to see you'll be tackling the Downing Street vermin...

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Quote: Inhopeless

I know they're known for their lack of 'journalistic' integrity, but seriously? Quoting fake material? That's like Hawking's work being based on the Big Bang Theory (the hilarious sitcom, not the actual theory)

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Yep.

It's been happening recently too.

I think in the last year UK red tops have been spoofing up their off-the-wall reporting.

Ever since the Daily Telegraph quoted Skoob's Spoofs during the general election last year.

I reckon the Spoof RSS feed goes out straight to the Mail and Sun newsdesks, maybe other too.

Look out for keywords in Spoof headlines that suddenly pop up in red tops stories the following day.

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That avatar, LG....

Hockey Mom?

Pitbull in Lipstick?

Just askin'

Waaaaaaaaaaaah.

That's so sad...

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Quote: Nick Hobbs

Roses are red,
Coal is black,
You'd look better
With a dagger in your back!

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YOUR female vocalist looks a bit like that Katya Zatuliveter Russian Spy!