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From News Discussion / Ford Transit Of Venus The Ultimate New Shagging Wagon?
Posted 7 Jun 12 13:49
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Sometimes, Ellie.
Sometimes.
Other times it's easy to grab someone else's story idea and run with it.

 
From News Discussion / Ford Transit Found On The Sun!
Posted 7 Jun 12 11:37
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Quote: Mark

Check out picture 13



Yes, that and the Venus de Milo yellow van pic all posted AFTER my spoof which was written on Tuesday.

Not accusing the Beeb of plagiarism, but a little attribution for my original Spoof story idea seems apt from the writer of yesterday's Spoof item.

 
From News Discussion / Ford Transit Of Venus The Ultimate New Shagging Wagon?
Posted 6 Jun 12 19:30
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Quote: Clive Danton
Only trouble is some slippery arseole's filed off the VIN number and stamped a different one in, so it's clearly a ringer I'm afraid. Tsk


Thanks, Clive; nothing like the original registration stamped on the chassis.

Beware cheap imitations I say.

 
From News Discussion / Ford Transit Found On The Sun!
Posted 6 Jun 12 19:14
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Great story idea, now where have I seen that original joke before

Oh yes, here Ford Transit Of Venus The Ultimate New Shagging Wagon?.

Wrote that story yesterday after checking the web to see if anyone else had made the same connection.

Nobody had.

Later today when my spoof was published someone tweeted a photochopped pic of a yellow van with the Venus de Milo on it.

That's as far as it went.

And then at lunchtime I saw this story in Appro.

GREAT concept, I thought to myself, but hasn't it already been done somewhere else? A whole day earlier?

A little attribution would not come amiss.

 
From News Discussion / Ford Transit Of Venus The Ultimate New Shagging Wagon?
Posted 6 Jun 12 13:16
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Check out Appro, see for yourself.

 
From News Discussion / Ford Transit Of Venus The Ultimate New Shagging Wagon?
Posted 6 Jun 12 12:24
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I see someone else has now written a Ford Transit story on similar lines....

 
From News Discussion / Emotionally Indifferent Barn Dweller's Sickness, AKA Mad Cow Disease, Claims Another Victim
Posted 5 Jun 12 18:36
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Just giving our newby a bit of a leg-up Skoob; goodness knows how hard it is making a Spoof debut.

Back in the bad old daze we had that daft tosser Helium - who banned the points system because it was like too much hard work for his teensy weensy brain-dead brain.

Besides, I like the idea that Mad Cow Disease has travelled all the way to California.

Personally I blame turd droppings left behind by the last Governor - and/or his stupid wife Maria Shriver.

Otherwise it has to be Mrs Thatcher's fault, she's the original Mad Cow of Planet Earth.

Just sayin.

 
From News Discussion / Emotionally Indifferent Barn Dweller's Sickness, AKA Mad Cow Disease, Claims Another Victim
Posted 5 Jun 12 17:46
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Yep, that daft cow who pens the San Francisco Chronicle blog definitely a bovine spongiform contender.

Daft as a sackful of acid tripping ferrets.

Take no notice of detractors, Lou, it's a fine opening gambit and I look forward to reading lots more of your spoofs.

 
From News Discussion / Emotionally Indifferent Barn Dweller's Sickness, AKA Mad Cow Disease, Claims Another Victim
Posted 3 Jun 12 23:18
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Welcome to The Spoof, Lou.

Like your opening salvo.

 
From News Discussion / The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion
Posted 3 Jun 12 18:47
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Quote: Skoob1999
how does the Queen being licked out by a corgi equate with humour, or satire?
Skoob.


Would make a great TV sketch, maybe a la Spitting Image.

Besides, she's not the Queen, she's Barbara Freeman, daughter of Edgar Wallace and Rudolf Hess's sister Ann.

She took over from her triplet sister Helen Freeman in October 1987 when the Elizabeth Windsor lookalike dropped dead after the Great Storm.

The first of the Three Ugly Sisters Susan Freeman was the first 'Queen Elizabeth' - the one who had Charles and Anne before Phil the Greek topped them.

And the rest is hystery.

 
From News Discussion / The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion
Posted 3 Jun 12 17:38
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Well as it's a jubilee year I reckon some royal peculiars like this are fine to slip in, so to speak.

Just to take the edge off a lot of Tory twaddle written in the mainstream press.

 
From News Discussion / The Queen of Britain in Leaked Sex Tapestry -Jubilee Plans Unravel as Bestiality Allegations Lead to Worldwide Revulsion
Posted 3 Jun 12 17:29
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Oh I dunno, thought it was a nice Spoof and gave it 5.

Nothing that anyone could ever make up about this wretched cold war hoaxer monarch could ever be as shocking as the horrible, unvarnished truth.



 
From General Discussion / Employer's generosity of spirit...
Posted 3 Jun 12 16:45
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Being self-employed I cannot imagine wanting to add to the nation's downward-spiralling trainwreck of an economy by taking two whole days off.

Just because of some spurious public cringefest.

I'm siding firmly with the Bank of England governor who warned that last year's government-enforced extra bank holiday for the royal wedding had already cost the country billions in lost output and revenues.

And that the two day Diamond Jubilee holiday would inflict similar wreckage that the taxpayer just cannot afford.

Still, as a good employer I've awarded myself a few extra noggins of vital fluids this afternoon.

Cheers and bottoms up everybody.



 
From General Discussion / A toast... Her Majesty..The Queen gawd bless her
Posted 3 Jun 12 11:08
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Yeah, she's toast alright.

 
From News Discussion / "Stuff The Ruddy Buggering Diamond Jubilee!" Rages The Duke Of Edinburgh
Posted 2 Jun 12 19:50
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Gravit-arse.

 
From News Discussion / "Stuff The Ruddy Buggering Diamond Jubilee!" Rages The Duke Of Edinburgh
Posted 2 Jun 12 17:17
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Quote: Aspartame Boy Stuff it indeed.. she used to be quite a looker. Now look at her.



Hooker.

 
From News Discussion / "Stuff The Ruddy Buggering Diamond Jubilee!" Rages The Duke Of Edinburgh
Posted 2 Jun 12 15:44
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Glad to see the F++k The Diamond Jubilee tag come into use, heheh.

5+ from me.

 
From General Discussion / Greece 'like a bad kebab being vomited out of the Euro'
Posted 31 May 12 22:49
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Paxman branded 'disrespectful' for comparing Greek financial plight to a 'bad kebab being vomited out of the Euro'

Daily Maul tonight





 
From Magazine Discussion / New Titles You're Not Likely to See
Posted 31 May 12 22:19
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Hello and welcome to The Spoof, Oleg, liked your opening salvo.

Interesting name you got, but your namesake, one Mr Gordievsky, not nearly as amusing.

Looking forward to reading more of your stories.

Regards,
qm

 
From News Discussion / Four Whorsemen of the Acropolis stalk IMF for a handout
Posted 27 May 12 17:13
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A big comeback in a Sunday paper's cartoon today, sorry no link, paywall operating.

 
From General Discussion / From 'the Toil Of The Sun'
Posted 24 May 12 11:27
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Hahaha! Classic omen

Diamond Jubilee Tube train was faulty

A Tube train that broke down in a tunnel stranding 733 passengers was a special Diamond Jubilee train, Transport for London (TfL) has said.

Passengers were led down down the track after the train stopped on the Jubilee line at about 17:35 BST near St John's Wood, in north-west London.--------------------

The train is one of two bearing bunting decorations to mark the Queen's Diamond Jubilee celebrations.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-18189064



People delayed by the Jubilee line failure included some of the Queen's guests for her Diamond Jubilee celebration at the Royal Academy of Arts attended by hundreds of celebrities from worlds of music, dance and art.

There was no service from 5.30 pm onwards between London Bridge and Finchley Road on the busy line used by more than 600,000 passengers a day.

Choreographer and coach Christopher Hampson was one of those delayed. He Tweeted: "How ironic of Jubilee line to have massively severe delay as I'm on way to celebrate the Jubilee with the Queen."


http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/news/transport/video-with-just-64-days-to-go-before-the-london-2012-olympics-gets-under-way--a-nightmare-for-thousands-of-commuters-7784613.html

 
From General Discussion / From 'the Toil Of The Sun'
Posted 24 May 12 09:54
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Thames jubilee pageant. And all the other jubilee trainwreck events.

 
From General Discussion / From 'the Toil Of The Sun'
Posted 24 May 12 09:38
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Quote: radiogagger


^^ Did i miss something? Bet on what?



The whole daft freakshow, especially the boat race.

 
From News Discussion / Dorking man charged for dumping nuclear waste in wrong bin
Posted 22 May 12 15:35
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Nice Spoof, aptain.

Something similar happened to me once; I reported that someone had dumped a dozen containers marked HazChem [with a load of skull n crossbones symbols plus other poison signs] and that the toxic crap had been sitting outside in the road for at least three months.

Cops came and immediately launched a containment field around it; everyone in the road was evacuated, the traffic diverted in a half mile radius, fire brigade called out and then a mysterious army hit squad dressed in bright yellow rubber rompers came to take it away.

Nearly 24 hours later we were allowed back home.

Gawd knows what actually went on during the time the stuff was out there for everyone to see, walk past and let their mutts piss against it....







 
From General Discussion / Trolls: a salutary tale
Posted 22 May 12 11:24
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I know of at least two other lawsuits similar to this one, in the UK and in the US.

Another concerns a private prosecution where all the relevant data - as described in the Telegraph story - was obtained by private commercial investigators.

As I understand it some elements of that trolling case forms part of the huge ongoing police mobile hacking probe.



HOPE to post an update on this later in the week.

 
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