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Baaaaaaaaa Lamb!

A FURIOUS mum has blasted a tattoo parlour for branding her 16-year-old daughter 'like a piece of meat' - after the teen got '100% Welsh Lamb' inked on her bum.

Schoolgirl Levi Brady paid £30 for the artwork as a dare and kept it secret from her family.

But her mum Renee spotted it for the first time when the teen injured her hip falling off a horse - and called in cops..................../..............>


Mum's fury at teen's Welsh lamb tatt

Right Royal Mug!

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Kate Middleton 'marries Prince Harry' on souvenir mug

It is one piece of memorabilia that even the most dedicated of royal enthusiasts may choose to avoid.

For beaming out from the side of this particular mug designed to celebrate the forthcoming royal nuptials are bride-to-be Kate Middleton - and her soon to be brother-in-law, Prince Harry.

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The website promoting the mug reads: "Crafted in the finest bone china, it features an exquisite design of the happy couple with ornate gold detailing to honour this great moment in history.

"Please be our guests to own this esteemed, limited edition heirloom to celebrate with your work associates, friends, family and loved ones on 29th April 2011."

The mug, supposedly designed by a Chinese firm Guandong Enterprises, can be purchased for the princely sum of £9.99 plus postage and packaging.



Mug Up On This One!

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LG: try http://www.croatiantimes.com/news/Around_the_World/2011-03-11/17848/Wee_Love_Eggs

At first glance, it doesn't sound like a cracking recipe - eggs boiled in boys' urine.

But traditional chefs in Dongyang, Zhejiang province, eastern China, are trying to convince the world that they're really not just taking the pee.

Spring eggs hard boiled in children's urine have been a treat in this part of China for thousands of years and now culture officials want to take it worldwide.

"The urine is gathered from local schools and the very best comes from boys under 10 years old. They pee in buckets and we collect it fresh every day," explained chef Lu Ming.

Then the eggs - which have official cultural significance status - are boiled in the wee, first with their shells on and then with them off for a day and a night before they're ready to be eaten.

Wee Love Eggs

Just mainstream UK tabloids, LG.

Seems to vindicate Spoof rumors that daily news itself is getting more and more spoofy.....

Sex would be a very different proposition for humans if - like some animals including chimpanzees, macaques and mice - men had penises studded with small, hard spines..........

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Well, duh!


The vibrator and condom manufacturing industries would have adapted...........

Dunkin Donutz - say no more..

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Bosses at a national park have had to destroy 3,000 copies of a new map which featured controversial names including a place called "Giro Bay".

A spokeswoman for Loch Lomond National Park said it was sorry for the "error of judgement".

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Mummified remains of dead woman's mother found in house dressed in pyjamas, wearing one sock and wrapped in plastic

Market farces.

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If only J-Man knew...

WTF? Heinz Ketchup+balsamic vinegar??

Total bollox.

Always said it.

Fruit sauce for morons. Now with acid flavors attached.

Poor deluded Theresa Heinz Kerry.

Bet her liver's pickled solid like a Latvian gherkin....


Sauce of all evil

You got his number?

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QM, I'm not sure we should be led to such smut.

I'm surprised it got past the censors.

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Just you wait until the movie of the book comes out!

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I wonder if it's written by the same author who wrote 'Everthing Pierre Trudeau knows about Politics' - published in Canada a number of years ago. Wish I'd bought a copy now. Never thought using it as a notebook. Duh!
So today's students ARE 'thinkers'. Nice one!
LG

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pierre Trudeau, couldn't agree more

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Author Sheridan Simove said: "This book is the result of 39 years of painstaking research and practical study into the subject. I left nothing to chance and really threw myself into my work.

"After many years of hard work I finally realised that men think of absolutely nothing apart from sex. It was a shocking conclusion and I realised that the world needed to be informed of my findings.

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Maybe it was a spring chicken....

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Red cards? Damn communists everywhere these days, national disgrace, wot?

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Vergin' on the Rocks, eh?

A Cornishman has admitted shooting dead his sister's donkey after an argument.

Bodmin magistrates heard that Darrell Duffill shot donkey Claude in the temple with an air rifle, followed by two more shots as it lay on the ground.

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Was it a satanic temple?

So many of them about, LG.

Who says comics can't fight back at humbug despots?

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Among the most popular videos are a Gaddafi speech set to a Loony Tunes soundtrack featuring the dictator as cartoon character Wile E. Coyote strapped to a bomb; Gaddafi singing I'm Killing in the Rain in reference to his bizarre umbrella statement; and an inevitable Downfall parody in which Hitler phones Gaddafi his bunker to offer him advice.....


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Kimmell?

Camel! As in Colonel Gaddafi's dromedary...

Tyson put on his best performance yet in a parody of Oscar-winning Brit flick The King's Speech for US late night show Jimmy Kimmel Live. Here is 'Iron' Mike Tyson playing speech therapist to George Bush's stuttering head of state…


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