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Yes, all new writers welcome - especially those who don't just hang around the forums not writing any Spoofs at all.


All that lurking in the shadows lark, what's that all about?

A crusty old veggie from Peru
Sealed shut her snatch with some glue
A chaste six months later
She ravished an alligator
Before shacking up with a kangaroo

Madre de Dios, Maria Rios.

As in Mary Rivers?

But penning those ditties
While stroking her titties
Resulted in nothing but poo.

...everyone - especially absent friends.
qm

ps here's a Greek twist on the traditional egg-on-yer-face holiday

This weekend, 2am Sunday.

Kazakhstan's shooting team has been left stunned after a comedy national anthem from the film Borat was played at a medal ceremony at championships in Kuwait instead of the real one.
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The spoof song praises Kazakhstan for its superior potassium exports and for having the cleanest prostitutes in the region.

The film Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, released in 2006, follows Baron Cohen's character, the journalist Borat Sagdiyev, as he travels to the US and pursues the actress Pamela Anderson

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-17491344

ROLL on the 2012 Spoof Olympics...

A sedative before the dastardly op sometimes helps but not alcohol which can make 'withdrawal' from the anaesthetic a bit unpleasant.

Trouser snakes, maybe...

story

Make mine a Mamba!


Gotta be a Python sketch...

Leylandii, that's the answer.
Plant a couple this spring and by Christmas they'll be 10-12 foot.
Usually gets the message across in broken fence disputes.
Yew - that's another goody, the bright red berries are poisonous to dogs.
Otherwise an electrified but of cattle-proofing works a treat too.

WTF 'dildo-enabled technology'??
Hose-down auditorium costs must be staggering...


http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2012/mar/09/4d-vibrating-seats-launched-uk-cinemas

By Michael Oti Adjei BBC Sport, Accra

Ghana coach Goran Stevanovic has revealed deep divisions within the squad, saying some players used witchcraft against their own team-mates.

The Serbian made his claim in a leaked report on the Black Stars' failure at the 2012 Africa Cup of Nations, where they were beaten by eventual winners Zambia in the semi-finals.

"We all need to help in changing some players' mentality about using 'black power' to destroy themselves, and also make sure we instil discipline and respect for each other," the coach said.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17157721

Spoof advert for vacant England manager post removed from job site after 100 people apply

The successful candidate must have the calibre to 'succeed in a major international tournament' and 'beat Germany.'

Clients advertising on prweek.com complained their jobs might also be seen as a joke so it was taken down

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2099392/Spoof-advert-vacant-England-manager-post-removed-job-site-100-people-apply.html

Looks suspiciously like that undercover cop that fathered a child with an informant, heheh, like the red tops have told us about.
Bet all the others are gargoyles.

Sick Cashpoint Tribute:

SICK graveside tributes have been left by family and pals for an armed robber and ram-raider found hanged in jail.

Victims of the £1million crimes carried out by Thomas Curtis, 29, and his gang last night voiced fury at the display in Elm, Cambs, which includes a replica ATM and a Post Office sign.

& Pix

Probably served his apprenticeship on the bridge of the ExxonValdez, maybe Herald of Free Enterprise.

And a Very Happy New Year from me.

kick

Head teacher Andre Sohatski calls police over 'bullying' gossip website

Dorking head teacher Andre Sohatski has called in police over a controversial website popular with private school pupils that allows children to post "cruel and unfair" anonymous messages about each other.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/educationnews/8971004/Head-teacher-Andre-Sohatski-calls-police-over-bullying-gossip-website.html

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Quote: armfeetandtoe
and a nose bag from time to time..........
Arm xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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In the old daze it was called a nosegay.

Just sayin.

Happy Thanksgiving from this side of The Pond.

Bests from me,
qm

The Singer Not The Song

The same old places and the same old songs
We've been going there for much too long
There's something wrong and it gives me that feeling
inside that I know I must be right
It's the singer not the song
It's the singer not the song
It's the singer not the song

Kinda reminds me of The Spoof.........

SNIP:


Tasteless tweets about the Japanese tsunami have landed celebrities in trouble. So what makes people tell sick jokes about terrible disasters?

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Following any disaster, deeply offensive gags swiftly proliferate around playgrounds, workplaces, pubs and, of course, the internet.

The website Sickipedia, which prides itself as "the world's best collection of sick jokes", proudly displays dozens of user-generated contributions about Japan.

Beeb story

Curse of spoofery strikes Nick Clegg...


Nick Clegg's effort at team-building with Tory MPs ends in farce


Reminds me of the Marx Brothers' Day At The Races