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From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 6 Feb 13 11:05
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Break Fluid: you are a pathetic troll who has no life apart from peddling some sort of paranoid psychodrama.

I expect the law will catch up with you soon and you can peruse your obsession where you belong - behind bars.



 
From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 6 Feb 13 11:00
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Quote: Skoob1999




I am not your nanny nor your probation officer. You've tried to draw me into your dumb fights and badmouthed me behind my back.

That 'vendetta' of yours is all in your head.

I'm just not interested in your sadass existence or daft personal agenda.

Nor your horrible racist thugs pals who Mark booted off.

Anyone who has been through the phone/internet hacking scandal in the last two years knows exactly what the score is. THAT is my business. And it's private.















 
From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 5 Feb 13 20:45
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This site has gone through a lot of phases where trolls and/or disgruntled ex-writers 1-thumb bombed it on a daily basis.

It's a kind of recreational sport for online losers, some people are really dedicated to it.

The name Lady Godiva comes to mind. Anyone who ever had any dealings with her will know what I mean.

Yesterday her close ex-chum 'Chris James' threw a wobbly on this site about f-knows what crap.

Glad to say Mark has dealt with this psycho who'd logged on under several IDs to boast about how many stories he'd just 1-thumbed to show his contempt for this site.

Some muvvers do ave em.










 
From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 4 Feb 13 16:28
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I expect you'll be getting your comeuppance when our Editor logs on, Hogwash.

And don't try threatening to disrupt the site, it could get you into very serious trouble indeed.





 
From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 4 Feb 13 13:59
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Quote: hogwart pigmole

Wow, that is great comedy. I have hit Muddy with a load of single thumbs after reading this thread. Your spoofs are mediocre to say the least. If you hadn't started this thread it would never have happened. And you put it where anybody can read it. Reap what you sow. I'm not saying all the best because it would be a lie. Now get back to your 6K PLUS waste of life.........



So, only been here 24 hours and already abusing Spoof writers with your hogwash, eh?

You need to check the website's rules about not 1-thumb bombing other writers' spoofs.

It's one of the top reasons trolls get banned.





 
From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 4 Feb 13 10:56
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THANKS for the 1-thumb, Clive Danton; hope it's not wearing out your fingers.

 
From News Discussion / Christians Ordered To Register With Homeland Security
Posted 2 Feb 13 17:16
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Vintage HB!

 
From News Discussion / Ghost Of Margaret Thatcher Seen Again At 10, Downing Street!
Posted 28 Jan 13 19:18
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....trying to exorcise the spectre of Lady Frances Winchcombe who has been terrifying the parents of the Duchess of Cambridge at their new 5m.......


Scary, that!

Mrs Middleton a dead ringer for Prunella Scales' Sybil Fawlty, maybe even a blood relation.

 
From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 22 Jan 13 16:46
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Depends...

 
From General Discussion / One-Thumb tosser
Posted 22 Jan 13 13:14
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Thanks for all that dedication to 1-thumbing spoofs. Hope it's brightened your sad existence.

 
From General Discussion / Happy New Year
Posted 1 Jan 13 11:42
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And a Happy New year from me.
qm

 
From News Discussion / Alhambra employee tells Dutch tourist to f++k off!
Posted 21 Jul 12 17:26
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I have made my point.

No need for any navel-gazing about it.

 
From News Discussion / Alhambra employee tells Dutch tourist to f++k off!
Posted 21 Jul 12 16:59
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JO if you need to chill, go ahead.

Forum is no place for gratuitous 'black arab' swipes.

 
From News Discussion / Alhambra employee tells Dutch tourist to f++k off!
Posted 21 Jul 12 13:01
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Still. What d'yah expect from somewhere built by a gang of black arabs...


Uncalled for.

 
From General Discussion / ".....and I said 'Yes.' I said, 'It's my Dork.'
Posted 17 Jul 12 12:21
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Man with world's largest willy in security scare at airport

Guards feared bulge was 'biological threat'

Sun story

 
From General Discussion / And we're back
Posted 16 Jul 12 12:50
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Well done getting the site back up and running.

Can't keep a good man down...for long.
qm

 
From General Discussion / What in tthe name of all that's holy...
Posted 9 Jul 12 12:54
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Your witty ripostes to the Appy thread not the prob EIF.

It's a spam message, the second to be posted by Appy, and has been removed as per spam message removal instructions from Mark.

Regards,
qm

 
From News Discussion / 'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops
Posted 7 Jul 12 13:17
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Probably 'smokey bacon' flavour, nuff said...

 
From News Discussion / 'Pot-noodle bomb threat' spoofs M6 toll road cops
Posted 6 Jul 12 20:29
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Thanks, guys; the police op must have cost half a million squid, what a mess...

 
From General Discussion / Happy 4th!
Posted 4 Jul 12 10:03
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Happy July 4th everyone, about time we had this holiday in the UK!!

 
From General Discussion / Flaming
Posted 30 Jun 12 18:00
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Quote: Skoob1999
If people aren't going to be allowed a spot of lively debate there doesn't seem to be much point in having a forum.

There is a difference between expressing a point of view and going off on one.
================================



No problem with lively debate, all that's changed are Mark's ground rules.

Simples.



 
From General Discussion / Flaming
Posted 30 Jun 12 17:40
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Well we've had so many of those 'healthy' tear-ups on this site that Mark decided to appoint Mods.

QED.

 
From General Discussion / Flaming
Posted 30 Jun 12 17:23
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Quote: Skoob1999

Yeah, but if it was all peace and love and sticking daisies down rifle barrels it'd be as boring as arseholes.

Just sayin'

Skoob.




Only to those who need the adrenalin rush of conflict.

 
From General Discussion / Flaming
Posted 30 Jun 12 11:24
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Thanks for the support Mark, Ellie and all those who have posted. It is much appreciated.

I deleted CJ's final post before locking the 'Syrian story' thread because he made a series of wholly inappropriate, inflammatory remarks that ended up directing the discussion to another website's top story of the day.

There was no discernible link between the Syrian Spoof and the SatireWorld story whose author was once a spoofer here.

Any connection between the Syrian Spoof author and J-Man was purely imaginary and mischievous.

Subsequent cheerleading for CJ's invective struck me as flaming and I acted accordingly.

qm






 
From News Discussion / Frat boys just love the taste of new vagina beer
Posted 28 Jun 12 17:12
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Quote: Lynton

Tell me then Elly, in what way do you think that CJ's thread/CJ didn't abide by the forum rules (as it seems QM did) and was thus locked? An explanation for this would be welcome I'm sure and some reassurance that the forum will not be moderated in such a 'megalomaniac' way from day to day and that discussions however difficult the subject matter might be, will be allowed to occur. I haven't PM'd you on this because I am sure that there must be other spoofers asking themselves the same question.


LYNTON: this is another example of flaming.

Your 'megalomaniac' assertion is rude and abusive.

I am locking this thread.

 
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