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Oh dear, yet another 'poor-me victim'. You need to get a life Arm.

Break Fluid: you are a pathetic troll who has no life apart from peddling some sort of paranoid psychodrama.

I expect the law will catch up with you soon and you can peruse your obsession where you belong - behind bars.

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Quote: Skoob1999

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I am not your nanny nor your probation officer. You've tried to draw me into your dumb fights and badmouthed me behind my back.

That 'vendetta' of yours is all in your head.

I'm just not interested in your sadass existence or daft personal agenda.

Nor your horrible racist thugs pals who Mark booted off.

Anyone who has been through the phone/internet hacking scandal in the last two years knows exactly what the score is. THAT is my business. And it's private.

This site has gone through a lot of phases where trolls and/or disgruntled ex-writers 1-thumb bombed it on a daily basis.

It's a kind of recreational sport for online losers, some people are really dedicated to it.

The name Lady Godiva comes to mind. Anyone who ever had any dealings with her will know what I mean.

Yesterday her close ex-chum 'Chris James' threw a wobbly on this site about f-knows what crap.

Glad to say Mark has dealt with this psycho who'd logged on under several IDs to boast about how many stories he'd just 1-thumbed to show his contempt for this site.

Some muvvers do ave em.

I expect you'll be getting your comeuppance when our Editor logs on, Hogwash.

And don't try threatening to disrupt the site, it could get you into very serious trouble indeed.

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Quote: hogwart pigmole

Wow, that is great comedy. I have hit Muddy with a load of single thumbs after reading this thread. Your spoofs are mediocre to say the least. If you hadn't started this thread it would never have happened. And you put it where anybody can read it. Reap what you sow. I'm not saying all the best because it would be a lie. Now get back to your 6K PLUS waste of life.........

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So, only been here 24 hours and already abusing Spoof writers with your hogwash, eh?

You need to check the website's rules about not 1-thumb bombing other writers' spoofs.

It's one of the top reasons trolls get banned.

THANKS for the 1-thumb, Clive Danton; hope it's not wearing out your fingers.

Depends...

Thanks for all that dedication to 1-thumbing spoofs. Hope it's brightened your sad existence.

And a Happy New year from me.
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Man with world's largest willy in security scare at airport

Guards feared bulge was 'biological threat'

Sun story

Well done getting the site back up and running.

Can't keep a good man down...for long.
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Your witty ripostes to the Appy thread not the prob EIF.

It's a spam message, the second to be posted by Appy, and has been removed as per spam message removal instructions from Mark.

Regards,
qm

Happy July 4th everyone, about time we had this holiday in the UK!!

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Quote: Skoob1999
If people aren't going to be allowed a spot of lively debate there doesn't seem to be much point in having a forum.

There is a difference between expressing a point of view and going off on one.
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No problem with lively debate, all that's changed are Mark's ground rules.

Simples.

Well we've had so many of those 'healthy' tear-ups on this site that Mark decided to appoint Mods.

QED.

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Quote: Skoob1999

Yeah, but if it was all peace and love and sticking daisies down rifle barrels it'd be as boring as arseholes.

Just sayin'

Skoob.

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Only to those who need the adrenalin rush of conflict.

Thanks for the support Mark, Ellie and all those who have posted. It is much appreciated.

I deleted CJ's final post before locking the 'Syrian story' thread because he made a series of wholly inappropriate, inflammatory remarks that ended up directing the discussion to another website's top story of the day.

There was no discernible link between the Syrian Spoof and the SatireWorld story whose author was once a spoofer here.

Any connection between the Syrian Spoof author and J-Man was purely imaginary and mischievous.

Subsequent cheerleading for CJ's invective struck me as flaming and I acted accordingly.

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Phew.
Guess that clears up that one then, Simon...

A man rejected by his ex-wife went on to have sex with her bull mastiff dog, a court heard today.

Kelly Thacker claims to have found her ex-husband Nicholas Saunders, with whom she has two children, in her bed having intercourse with the animal on January 15 last year.

The 46-year-old denies the charge but accepts he was naked in the bed with the dog.

Bow-WOW!

Got your answer then, tonight.

IE: Not us.

Quarter Final exit on penalties - same old story.

Happy Father's Day to dads everywhere.

Especially the much-loved sire of six.

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Quote: Lynton
What is wrong with him is his business but I will say that his tails of woe do not reflect the real difficulties in which he finds himself.

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Inchcock's numerous astrology Magazine articles have all been deleted.

Blame the loony eclipse if you wish.

Girl, 11, discovers rotten deer leg inside bag of Sainsbury's pet hay

A terrified youngster screamed in horror when she opened a bag of hay bought for her pet guinea pigs and found a rotten deer leg with bits of fur and decomposing flesh inside.

Isabel Henderson, was stunned to find the animal's decaying limb in the sack of hay meant for her two pet guinea pigs Ginny and Squeak.

The Bob Martin My Little Friend Meadow Hay had been bought from a branch of Sainsbury's in Woodford, Greater London, on Wednesday morning and Isabel's furious father James now wants compensation from the supermarket giant.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2159773/Girl-11-discovers-rotten-deer-leg-inside-bag-Sainsburys-pet-hay.html

SO where are the other three legs? Packet or crisps? Bag of Lambs Lettuce?..........

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Quote: Skoob1999
"TO PROTECT AND SERVE"
Skoob.

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More like 'Who Bares Bins', hehe...