All times are GMT

Forum Home / Forum posts by Aubergine Underwood


2 Pages - « 1 [2]
From General Discussion / Dangerous Dogs
Posted 8 Jun 10 18:09
Message
Colonel --

Pilchards? Love them, but they must be served on a crystal plate.

And then I'll prove to you that America really does have talent!

Aubergine

 
From General Discussion / Dangerous Dogs
Posted 8 Jun 10 15:49
Message
Colonel Juan --

As you can see from my avatar, I am a drop dead gorgeous, highly pedigreed feline.

It's going to take a lot more than a lousy tin of cat food for me to get down on you guys.

I'm worth a lot more!!

Aubergine

 
From General Discussion / Dangerous Dogs
Posted 8 Jun 10 11:32
Message


Skoob -- My condolences to you and your family on the death of your beloved cat.

As you can see from my avatar, I am a cat. I am extremely distressed that one of my fellow felines met such an untimely end. My suggestion is to sue the shit out of your uncaring neighbors since the nasty dog came onto your property.

Also, my owner never lets me go outside. I have lived quite happily inside her house all of my life. A point to consider if you should acquire a new cat sometime in the future.

Love and Purrs, Aubergine



 
From General Discussion / Thanks for the SuBo Fans spoofs
Posted 15 Apr 10 12:32
Message
Minitfilla -- Many thanks for the compliment a few pages back. It's always nice to be appreciated.

I've just now gotten around to exploring this website.

 
2 Pages - « 1 [2]
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Who is online?

There is 1 registered user currently online: none are active , 1 is currently inactive .

Users online:


Profile Featured Writer

Simon Cockle
Simon Cockle
Joined: 08 January 2008
Stories Written: 67

Go to top ^