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From News Discussion / Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together
Posted 6 Nov 16 23:07
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I have been told that I look very debonair wearing my Trump "Make America Great Again" hat. I wear it with the slogan pointed backwards so I can't see who is mocking me. Much better than walking around with a Hillary "Reverse Osmosis Douche Bag" sucking my vital juices out of me.

 
From News Discussion / Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together
Posted 5 Nov 16 22:21
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Mike, Sorry to hear you are voting for Hillary. Must inform you that I have no liberal friends. Having said that, I sincerely hope that you live in a state which allows you to change your vote if you realize you made a mistake. As for taking on partners, Milo Minderbinder and I have a common bond that can never be broken; a love for specious deals that obviates the need for quasi-speculative adventures.

As for Erskin, the only spiritual outlet that he has revealed in his writings is his hat fetish. As one dimensional as he is, don't take his lack of interest in you personally. I think Skoob might be the only other writer he admires, mainly because Skoob is a closet haberdasher.

This should be all that you will ever need to know about non-millennial writers such as Erskin and myself.

 
From News Discussion / Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together
Posted 4 Nov 16 14:43
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Mike, I take back the part where I describe you as a gentleman of good breeding. The fact that you agree with me illustrates my point. Regarding the Montana Pole, I am already collaborating with Milo Minderbinder on the distribution of royalties in exchange for participation in his latest scheme to bilk Erskin by cornering the cowboy hat market in Texas. Do you want part of the action?

Best...Dr. B

 
From News Discussion / Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together
Posted 2 Nov 16 12:35
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Mike. You seem to be a gentleman of good breeding and correct resolution. I have had a drink or two; so what I am rambling about may seem counter intuitive. Flawless logic has never been my strong point. But when it comes to anthropomorphic symbolism, I have no peer. When describing the interaction between a woman and a horse, I understand the sexual symbolism of a saddle horn and a woman' s vagina.

But enough of that. What about the "Montana Pole?" For lonely shepherds of that eponymous state, it was absolutely essential. Easily assembled by even a bumbling fool, a mirror was hung from the prongs of a pitchfork. After mounting a sheep from behind, the hapless shepherd would dangle the mirror in front of the darling sheep's head to see if the sheep were smiling.

What this has to do with Hillary and Vladimir riding a horse together with matching Erskin hats is why Dr. Billingsgate is a legend and the fucking horse is not.

 
From News Discussion / Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together
Posted 31 Oct 16 14:56
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Sorry about perceived bestiality connotation. I meant to say, "I would like to see Hillary go down with the horse." Sloppy writing. Never drink and write.

 
From News Discussion / Trump, Putin Ride Horses Together
Posted 25 Oct 16 22:26
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If Lady Godzila and Vladimir rode the same horse, it would be the greatest concentration of horse shit the world has ever seen on four legs. If Erskin had his way, they both would be wearing hats. I would like to see Hillary go down on the horse. Evidently, she goes both ways. Hope the horse is related to Mr. Ed so he can talk about it. Even so, a video would count as the long awaited October surprise.

 
From General Discussion / 'Mark' looks like Marcia...
Posted 20 Sep 16 20:01
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I know what Mark looks like. It's not his looks that bothers me. For some reason, he has decided that I'm irrelevant. Engaged in a tertiary boycott at this time.

 
From General Discussion / Packers and Movers Gurgaon movers5th corporations create less of a challenge
Posted 22 Aug 16 21:21
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WTF? 5

 
From General Discussion / Packers and Movers Gurgaon movers5th corporations create less of a challenge
Posted 22 Aug 16 21:07
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WTF? 4

 
From General Discussion / Packers and Movers Pune The exact specialized corporations connected
Posted 22 Aug 16 21:05
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WTF? 3

 
From General Discussion / Packers and Movers Delhi To help you definitely change your home
Posted 22 Aug 16 21:04
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WTF? 2

 
From General Discussion / Movers and Packers Pune Normally check with a couple of packers plus movers
Posted 22 Aug 16 21:02
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WTF?

 
From General Discussion / Pole Vaulting
Posted 20 Aug 16 20:57
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Are you referring to the invasion of Poland by Germany in September 1939? As the Nazi tanks crossed over the Polish border, the exercise was called "Pole Vaulting" by the Germans.

 
From General Discussion / Pole Vaulting
Posted 20 Aug 16 01:21
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Yes. Anthony Weiner, while pole vaulting out of bed, impaled himself when his shaft failed to spring back upon going over the bar. His wife, Huma, fearing for his safety, took measures into her own hands by gorilla glueing his testicles to the bed frame, thus saving him from future accidents. Because of archaic public decency issues, this sport was not included in the current Olympics, having been replaced by golf.

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 17 Aug 16 14:31
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Interesting tidbit regarding Panama Hats: During the impeachment hearing of President Bill Clinton, it was revealed that he was wearing a Panama Hat and Fruit-Of-The- Loom boxer shorts while receiving an air start from Monica Lewinsky. The infamous cigar, however, was of Cuban origin.

 
From General Discussion / Olympic ceremony?
Posted 16 Aug 16 15:15
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I won't be happy until the Olympic Committee adds coed mud wrestling as an event. Swim suit optional, of course.

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 16 Aug 16 14:52
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Adding to the Panama hat controversy is the fact that Panama spelled backwards is Amanap, a country that didn't exist at the time the hat first came into vogue.

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 14 Aug 16 20:43
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Best hat name: The Piss Cutter. When I served as a Naval Officer, we wore what was issued as a Garrison Cap. Most called it a Piss Cutter. Also called a Cunt Cap.

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 14 Aug 16 13:15
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Big hat. No cattle.

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 13 Aug 16 12:11
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Quote: Monkey Woods

This is all very well, but when are we going to get on to the part about hats?


Let's start with this question. When is the last time you scored a hat trick?

 
From General Discussion / Olympic ceremony?
Posted 13 Aug 16 03:15
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Intermediate banshee rag-picking...covert hovering for sexual gratification...bicycle seat sniffing...transcendental pie throwing. Events that made a difference in real time. Woefully missing in today's Olympics.

 
From General Discussion / Olympic ceremony?
Posted 10 Aug 16 00:37
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Jaggedone, You seem to have all the credentials to be a world class prevert. What did you think of the Olympic women's bicycle race? Some day I would like to see your collection of bicycle seats. Do you have a favorite?

 
From General Discussion / Olympic ceremony?
Posted 8 Aug 16 15:09
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Poking one's buttocks in the air to attract the opposite sex is as American as apple pie. The Kardashian sisters, who have made a cottage industry of doing so, prove my point.

 
From General Discussion / Quotes About Hats
Posted 3 Aug 16 01:55
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I once scored a hat trick, but the lady felt cheated.

 
From General Discussion / Hatriatism
Posted 2 Aug 16 14:29
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Quote: victor nicholas

Stupid people like him.

I highly resemble that statement. Is scoring 12 doctorates chicken liver?

They think, "Trump is rich, successful and stupid, I might still have a chance."

One out of three ain't bad. Go for it!



Quote: Erskin Quint

Is he crazy? Or is he just a cunning gobshite? I think we need to know.



 
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