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From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 15 Jul 16 00:46
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Solipsistic dogma from a raconteur of your ilk makes one wonder why strippers wear pasties. In time and space, you might argue whether Francis the Mule or Mr. Ed can better articulate your convoluted idea of reality. Make my day by explaining your choice of spokes critters.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 14 Jul 16 18:12
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I may be a Mayan. I have high cheek bones and can grind corn with my teeth.

 
From General Discussion / Can Parrots Give Reliable Testimony?
Posted 13 Jul 16 02:45
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Talking about horses...Who can forget the old shit kicker movies of the golden era? Tom Mix n' Cement and Bob Steele n' Cattle. Sorry to hear that the greatest horse of all, The Black Stallion, had his name changed to the African-American Stallion.

 
From General Discussion / Can Parrots Give Reliable Testimony?
Posted 10 Jul 16 19:11
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Since Mr. Ed would only talk to Wilbur, I wonder if his testimony could be forced. Just imagine a court where the presiding magistrate was a parrot trained to decipher the hidden meanings of horse talk, but could only squawk two phrases: "Order in the court" and "Hang the bastard."

Might this pose a dilemma? In cases such as this, I always refer to my bracelet which has the initials, WWTD (What Would Trump Do) carved on the face. Has anyone ever heard of a horse being waterboarded?

Just asking.

 
From News Discussion / The wheelie-bin war
Posted 9 Jul 16 14:42
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Does this apply to Fraser Island? This is the largest sand island in the world. Located in Queensland, it is also home to zillions of sand fleas, most of whom bit me while I was exploring. As far as I am concerned, the whole island should be put into a waste bin and discarded; or better yet, made into a bomb range.

 
From General Discussion / Can Parrots Give Reliable Testimony?
Posted 9 Jul 16 13:31
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As has been reported, Bill Clinton's parrot has been trained to squawk, "Don't shoot, bitch!" when Hillary catches him and Energizer Bunny in the clutches of passion. Do you think this would stand up in a court of law?

 
From General Discussion / Can Parrots Give Reliable Testimony?
Posted 8 Jul 16 02:19
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Often parrots are eye witnesses to domestic crimes. Can they be trusted in the court of law to give reliable testimony?

 
From General Discussion / National Sleep Foundation
Posted 16 Jun 16 04:17
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Has anyone checked them out? Need to verify before I donate some money to them.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 30 May 16 21:15
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Quote: victor nicholas

Is it not an orb without beginning or end spinning dawn to dusk?


We're talking about absolute nothingness. No spinning allowed because gravitational forces won't exist.

 
From News Discussion / Hillary, A Laughing Hyena, Wins Best In Show At Westminster
Posted 29 May 16 20:40
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Duped again

 
From News Discussion / Hillary, A Laughing Hyena, Wins Best In Show At Westminster
Posted 29 May 16 20:11
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Quote: victor nicholas

Was Hillary the lady dog walker or on the other end of the leash?


Very good question, Victor. As the Whip Woman once said: "Lady, if I had a horse, I would horse whip you."

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 29 May 16 02:58
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Another dupe.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 29 May 16 02:27
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If you don't wear Fruit of the Loom ball huggers, you can't be a Mayan. In the interest of relevant public discourse, let's stay on subject.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 28 May 16 21:55
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Trump was here in San Diego yesterday. Walls do work. The police formed a human wall that kept the Mayans from sacrificing the Trumpsters.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 28 May 16 02:23
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I predict a clash of civilizations when the Mayans and the Muslims intermarry. Mayans absolutely hate burkas, while Muslims hate loincloths.

 
From General Discussion / Why The Success Ratio Of Doomsday Prophecies Is So Low
Posted 27 May 16 16:33
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Other than the Mayans, no one has ever successfully predicted the end of the world. Why?

 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 27 May 16 16:14
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Currently working on my next story: How A Hovering Robotic Gerbil Offers New Hope To Millennial's Sex Life: From A Pilot's Perspective.

 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 25 May 16 15:06
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Suggest next time you try hovering over bed or other padded surface. Nice to hear from you though.

Dr. B

 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 23 May 16 03:02
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Also one of the best homopterans of the last 30 years.

 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 23 May 16 02:41
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So good she was investigated by the Little Hoover Commission.

 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 23 May 16 00:20
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Thank you for sharing. By coincidence, I once had a girlfriend who thought she was a Hoover.

 
From General Discussion / The Truth About Hovering
Posted 22 May 16 23:21
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How many times have you been told that you can't hover like a Hummingbird? Would like to hear about your first attempt to hover.

 
From General Discussion / My new supermarket
Posted 11 May 16 02:59
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Sounds like a deal only a raving maniac would make. Count me in. Please provide bank routing number to facilitate pending transfer of funds.

Dr. B

 
From General Discussion / My new supermarket
Posted 11 May 16 00:05
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Disregard

 
From General Discussion / My new supermarket
Posted 10 May 16 22:49
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Fresh and Easy recently filed for bankruptcy in America. Have vacant site in my area. Are you sure you Brits are capable of running anything more complicated than a mosque? If so, I can represent you in negotiating purchase or lease.

Please provide financials with full disclosure regarding Panama money laundering operations.

Dr. B

 
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