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From General Discussion / Could anyone answer an embarrassing Political question for me
Posted 15 May 10 13:01
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I watched a bit about the Millibands on Newsnight last night and I'm not even sure Newsnight knows who's who.

 
From General Discussion / Could anyone answer an embarrassing Political question for me
Posted 12 May 10 20:22
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I never thought of teeth sharing. These politicians...next they'll be sharing cabinets.

 
From General Discussion / he grabbed/squeezed his wife's breast outside No 10!
Posted 11 May 10 21:35
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Now Mandy's in opposition it should be quite fun. I wonder who he's going to go for first. I can't wait for the first scandal.

 
From General Discussion / Could anyone answer an embarrassing Political question for me
Posted 11 May 10 21:33
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So is the one with the funny teeth the more successful of the two? Yesterday I thought it was the other way around.

I suppose I've got another 5 years to get to know which one is which, before one of them becomes Prime Minister.

 
From General Discussion / Could anyone answer an embarrassing Political question for me
Posted 10 May 10 20:24
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Thank you Mr Morse and Global W. Invaluable information. I'm going to have to do more research. It seems a whole new cast of characters is coming onto the political stage tonight and I don't know much about them. Its going to be fun finding out who they are.

 
From General Discussion / Could anyone answer an embarrassing Political question for me
Posted 10 May 10 20:18
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I noticed the funny teeth. They belong to the silly one. I didn't realise there was a sensible one, too. So when everyone was talking about Milliband becoming leader of the labour party I was a bit confused. Now I know that there's two of them, its becoming a bit clearer.

 
From General Discussion / Could anyone answer an embarrassing Political question for me
Posted 10 May 10 20:01
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What's the difference between David and Ed Milliband? I've only just recently realised there were two of them. Is one better than the other?

Do they have any special powers that I should know about. Can one of them fly, and the other take on the powers of other superheroes.

 
From General Discussion / Funny joke in my WH smith silver diary today
Posted 8 May 10 14:28
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

Les Dawson 1934-1993, English Comedian and Television presenter.

 
From General Discussion / Voting checklist
Posted 6 May 10 20:58
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I liked that one.

 
From General Discussion / Rude things about Politicians
Posted 14 Apr 10 11:28
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Hello Spectrum. Nice to meet you.

 
From General Discussion / Rude things about Politicians
Posted 14 Apr 10 11:25
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Hello Juan
Thank you for the new tips. I've had a story prepared since last night and I've just pressed the publish button but I'll definitely do a proper Juan technique story in the next couple of weeks. I get my computer back at the end of the month, so I should be able to get writing again soon.

I get inspired to write most, usually at about 11.00 at night, which isn't good when I only have access to the internet cafe's computer. By the time I get round to typing them up, I've forgotten all my stories.



 
From General Discussion / Rude things about Politicians
Posted 14 Apr 10 10:41
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Can I still write rude things about Politicians, even though we're in the middle of a general election. I'd be really happy if I was allowed to. I've got lots.

 
From General Discussion / Winston Churchill & The Daleks
Posted 14 Apr 10 10:39
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I agree. Last week's Dr Who was rubbish. But Winston Churchill and the Daleks is my kind of Doctor Who Plot. I like those ones.

 
From General Discussion / This is the First
Posted 17 Mar 10 17:04
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I'm a cyber refugee. I only post when I can get computer, usually on a Wednesday. My computer at home is still in a coma.

 
From General Discussion / Katarina's wednesday and friday "hello" page
Posted 5 Mar 10 17:41
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Due to the recent sad comatisation of my computer I will only be able to pop by to say hello on Wednesdays and Fridays. So Hello. I've missed everyone loads.

 
From General Discussion / Computer in Coma. Its serious.
Posted 5 Mar 10 17:38
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It would be cruel to kick it, its had such a sad couple of months. It went mad. It had viruses that didn't exist. They were called Fake Trojans. The poor thing was driven demented. It just gave up in the end. I've been told it needs a lot of therapy if it is ever to get better. The therapist lives in Glasgow.

 
From General Discussion / Computer in Coma. Its serious.
Posted 5 Mar 10 17:00
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My computer has fallen into a coma. Everytime I try to wake it up, it goes to sleep again. It hasn't googled a thing for three weeks and I'm not sure it will ever recover. I'm having to do all my communicating with the outside world via my local internet cafe.

So, for the forseeable future Katarina Frogpond will be based in a very cool environment. She's going to be hanging with the gaming community. It might effect her work.

From Catherine (Katarina Frogpond's Agent)



 
From General Discussion / German play descends into chaos after actors 'experiment' with vodka
Posted 29 Jan 10 18:58
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I read this article this morning. I was having coffee in a well known branch of a global coffee shop and I nearly laughed out loud twice.

 
From General Discussion / No one would've believed us if we'd made this one up
Posted 15 Jan 10 10:57
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http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/health/article6989291.ece

Its in the Times so it must be true.

 
From General Discussion / Giant self-rolling snow balls. This ones true
Posted 10 Jan 10 16:44
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Did anyone see a picture of them? I would have loved to have seen them.

 
From General Discussion / Giant self-rolling snow balls. This ones true
Posted 10 Jan 10 13:46
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...like self rolling pins?

 
From General Discussion / Giant self-rolling snow balls. This ones true
Posted 10 Jan 10 13:43
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http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/odd/news/a195183/self-rolling-giant-snowballs-form-in-uk.html

I was so pleased to read this. It made me happy all morning.

 
From General Discussion / My Big Christmas Horror mistake
Posted 16 Dec 09 18:40
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I submitted a Horror Story to a very scary horror site about a scary christmas fairy. I thought it was terrifying at the time. It got rejected, obviously.

Scary fairy is such an obvious oxymoron. I should've seen it from a mile off.

 
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