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| From | General Discussion / Anyone else drinking? | |
| Posted | 2 Sep 12 00:15 | |
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Where do you post your stories, Maria. I'd love to read them.
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| From | General Discussion / Anyone else drinking? | |
| Posted | 2 Sep 12 00:12 | |
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Mmmn. I've just checked out your site Maria, and you don't have any stories. Write us a story Maria. You'll be great.
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| From | General Discussion / Anyone else drinking? | |
| Posted | 1 Sep 12 23:58 | |
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I'm going to go read some of your spoofs Maria. I think I'll enjoy them.
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| From | General Discussion / Anyone else drinking? | |
| Posted | 1 Sep 12 23:55 | |
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That should have been the land of spoof.
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| From | General Discussion / Anyone else drinking? | |
| Posted | 1 Sep 12 23:52 | |
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Me and you, Maria Rios, should be soul mates. Girls together in the land of spoor. I've just come to the end of a wee bottle of Jacob's Creek, Sauvignon Blanc. But I have to admit I love Bailey's too. But being Scottish. It just doesn't have enough alcohol in it for met. My wee bottle was 12% and it had 9 units in it. So I'm well happy.
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| From | General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship? | |
| Posted | 1 Sep 12 23:16 | |
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I don't need a fridge, thank you. Its a drying machine I need. It broke down a year ago and I still haven't found an electrician to sort it. I'm going to research my story now. I may be some time.
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| From | General Discussion / Philandering with grace! | |
| Posted | 1 Sep 12 22:40 | |
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Hello Maria. You look like a fellow girl in this man's world of mad baffoonery. How have you found it.
Also, I'm trying to crack the world of strange fiction. Its my lifelong aim to get published in weird tales and I think being a girl is holding me back. Do you think I should adopt a boys name. |
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| From | General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship? | |
| Posted | 1 Sep 12 22:33 | |
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Are you telling me Iain, that after all the years I've known you, that you're actually called Debbie?
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| From | General Discussion / What do you bring to a relationship? | |
| Posted | 1 Sep 12 22:26 | |
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Well, what I would want from a relationship is a new drying machine for my kitchen. Yes. I think that would do.
And the thing I would be able to bring to a relationship would be a recipe for spicy chickpea pancakes. Not much else, though. That would be it. Oh, and I can make nice lentil soup. |
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| From | General Discussion / Sadly, Ernest Borgnine passes away - aged 95 | |
| Posted | 11 Jul 12 00:12 | |
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Very sad about Mr Bourbon. Did he own the biscuit factory or was he disinherited that time when he was caught buying the Jammie Dodgers from his corner shop.
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| From | General Discussion / Sadly, Ernest Borgnine passes away - aged 95 | |
| Posted | 10 Jul 12 22:50 | |
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Hello Inchy
What was your big story this week? You've got 138,000 points. |
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| From | General Discussion / Letz All Be Facebook Frendz! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |
| Posted | 24 Jun 12 11:19 | |
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Ha Ha. Hello. You're my favourite, but so is everyone else. I've got 50 favourites. I'll have to update my facebook site because I haven't been there for a long time. I drop in every so often.
But the only reason I go onto facebook nowadays is to play Triviador. It makes me feel like I'm changing the world. |
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| From | General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay! | |
| Posted | 9 Jun 12 22:10 | |
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Congratulations.
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| From | General Discussion / I Can No Longer Live A Lie!...I'm Unashamedly Gay! | |
| Posted | 9 Jun 12 20:44 | |
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Am I to assume that you mean gay, in a joyous way?
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| From | General Discussion / Victoria Coren | |
| Posted | 7 Jun 12 21:31 | |
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I like her on only connect. She's fantastic.
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| From | General Discussion / Letz All Be Facebook Frendz! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |
| Posted | 7 Jun 12 21:30 | |
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My Name is Katarina Frogpond. You'll know you've found me when you see the giant paris snail expedition photos that are really sketches done with marker pens. But they've got a very real message. Don't eat frog, they're people too.
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| From | General Discussion / A toast... Her Majesty..The Queen gawd bless her | |
| Posted | 7 Jun 12 21:20 | |
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"Yes, lets stay British just because they had a concert to prove how great it is to be British" Says the half Scottish person on the border.
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| From | General Discussion / Your Last Text Message | |
| Posted | 6 Mar 12 17:54 | |
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I'm in Buchanan Street, but I can't see you. Its too busy. I'm going to stand on the Concert Hall Steps. Please wave your hands in the air so I can locate you.
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| From | General Discussion / Dear Spoof | |
| Posted | 3 Feb 12 19:09 | |
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Dear Spoof
I'm reading a book about Peter Cook at the moment and I am totally enjoying it. Would totally recommend it to anyone. From KF2 |
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| From | General Discussion / Conspiracy therores: True or False? | |
| Posted | 3 Feb 12 18:43 | |
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Wombles.
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| From | General Discussion / Urgent Police Warning! | |
| Posted | 3 Feb 12 18:38 | |
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I'm in Scotland. Criminals never want to come here. He's probably headed for the sunshine. Check Spain, etc.
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| From | General Discussion / Sherlock - The Reichenbach Fall | |
| Posted | 3 Feb 12 18:36 | |
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I can't wait until the next series.
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| From | General Discussion / Favourite Headline - What's Yours | |
| Posted | 3 Feb 12 18:30 | |
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My favourite headline that I wrote was "My Dog ate someone else's bomb, says student rioter". I also liked Colonel Gadaffi's last words. And "Alien Brain Beetles found in Dead Banker's Brain"
But the one that other people seemed to like most was "Heston Blumenthal's Christmas Pudding Recipe Stolen". I'll never understand that one. Why was that Christmas pudding story so popular. |
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| From | General Discussion / Bugger Bugger Bugger!!!!!!!! | |
| Posted | 3 Feb 12 18:24 | |
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Why does the heating always break in winter when we need it, and not in summer when we don't. Its annoying.
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| From | General Discussion / Sherlock - The Reichenbach Fall | |
| Posted | 18 Jan 12 20:43 | |
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http://www.bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2011/12/watch-first-trailer-for-sherlock-series-two/
I've found the site, but unfortunately, its not going to show Sherlock for another 5 months. But they've got a trailer for you to get a sneaky view of how good it will be in May. |
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