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Posted: 21 May 14 21:30

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Greetings and saturations to all my fellow urban blighters out there! This edition gets down to the wonderfully nitty slitty with a new brick and mortar outlet in the most graffiti-ridden burrough with items you just cannot miss! Down on the corner of 172nd and Huffslough, Dunkin' White, head of the local chapter of Decay International, has finally opened the iron bars to his little hell-spot a.....

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Posted: 21 May 14 21:37 - Edited By: Frank Michaels, 21 May 14 21:41
The NeoMetro series is based on a decadent lifestyle we found during the mid-to-late 1980s. This was the age of Max Headroom, Miami Vice and David Bowie... where pale, untanned skin and lean bodies in declining urban environments were on the top rung.

For those unfamiliar, I suggest Bowie's 'Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars'.

NeoMetro-type lifestyles still exist today and are very prominent in large, urban settings.

Like old hippies and punk rockers, the pale neometros still hold court out there and this series is in their honor... in a way, lol.

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Posted: 11 Jun 14 18:58
the madness returns; superb!

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