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Posted: 24 Oct 12 18:26

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All is the way it should be! In the heart of every West Virginian is a storyteller. Our most famous spinner of yarns was the incomparable Pearl S. Buck. And while I'm no Pearl Buck; I do spin yarns. In my heart, dear readers, lives a poet. Unfortunately for you folks, that verser is a failed poet. My haiku is astoundingly bad. My free verse should be chained and hidden in a forgotten.....

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Francois Dubois, S.J.
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Posted: 24 Oct 12 18:28
How do y'all feel about poetry on the mag pages? Is it even worth the effort? I'm not talking about good poetry here, but stuff that illustrates Dubois' pitiful life.

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Posted: 24 Oct 12 18:57


My personal view is that people who post poetry should be tied to the muzzle of an eighteen pound field gun and distributed over a large number of map references.

Apart from that, well...





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Posted: 24 Oct 12 20:47
churchmouse:

I do agree (usually) but Dubois takes control of my fingers and types this shit.

"And the lowly dogs licked Gaztopimus clean as he slept."
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