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Posted: 20 Oct 12 10:40

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From: Barack Obama To: All Safety Conscientious Voters Presidential Order 13499 Re: Post Election Safety Precautions All voting precincts in all voting locations will be furnished with "I Voted For Obama" badges which can be affixed to clothing as you exit the polling place. One poll worker will be designated as the "Determiner" who will be allowed to check each ballot to verify the vote.....

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Posted: 20 Oct 12 10:40 - Edited By: Francois Dubois, S.J., 20 Oct 12 10:47
Here is spicewoods item.

Found it quite funny and 5'ved it.

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Posted: 20 Oct 12 13:55
"Safety conscientious" or "Safety conscious"? "Insure" or "Ensure"?

Couldn't make head or tail of this.

Just sayin'

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