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Posted: 26 Jan 12 16:34

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Pensioner Al Bidedsoon, sent this letter to the JCP (Jobcentre plus) offices, explaining why he was not currently seeking employment. Dear Sir or Madam or Combination of both or either person, In reply to your letter asking me to supply the reason for my not having applied for a job for 5 months: Apart from the frustration of getting no interviews to my 208 applications sent off in the pr.....

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Posted: 26 Jan 12 16:36
hmmmmm. I rated that 5.

It then said, Thank you for rating this item and left the article with zero thumbs.

Just thought you should know.

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Posted: 26 Jan 12 16:47
Hang on in there Inchy! There's a corner of Hell reserved specially for Jobcentre employees

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Posted: 26 Jan 12 17:21
'Great' Britain?

What's that I've been hearing on the internet? Oh yes, 'We are anonymous, we are legion, we do not forgive, we do not forget. Expect us!'

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Posted: 26 Jan 12 17:56
Tommy Twinkle,

Seems we can't call England, England nowadays without some loon telling us off!

By the by, loved your 'Cameron Says New EU 'Right of Way' Rule Would Lead To Carnage!', excellent stuff well done.

Shame I could only give it 5.


Thanks Lynton,

That thought's cheered me up a bit.

Oh, got my reshceduled appointment for biopsy today, for Monday next. Have to get up as usual very early to do some Spoofing!


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Posted: 26 Jan 12 18:00

Quote: Chris James

hmmmmm. I rated that 5.

It then said, Thank you for rating this item and left the article with zero thumbs.

Just thought you should know.


Thanks Chris,
Probably a glitch.

With a monica like Inchcock I try not to worry about size... oh I am a liar! (About worrying about size I mean mean, not the actual size, that's spot on!)

Take care

Inch


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