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Posted: 21 Jul 11 00:42

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My first morning of being nursed by a raving lunatic. Blodwyn brought me breakfast in bed - not that I had the option of getting up. I had great difficulty moving my lips, let alone my legs. "Here you are Bach. I've brought yew yewer breakfast is nit," she cheerfully chirruped. She thrust a plate at me. I was in no position to refuse her 'hospitality.' "What is it?" I asked. I could.....

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Posted: 21 Jul 11 00:43
Keep 'em coming. I know I sound like a broken record, but you do a great dialogue. I think you've found your niche with this one Skoob.

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Posted: 21 Jul 11 15:17
Thanks Charpa.

I think I'll hire a bus and take all the readers on a day trip to Blackpool.

We could all have a good laugh.

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Posted: 21 Jul 11 18:37
OK, I gave it five so tell me what happens next? Does he get away or does she get a cook book?

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Posted: 21 Jul 11 20:58
I'll read this properly anon - looks like a must-read.

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Posted: 21 Jul 11 23:56
Hope I don't let you down Erskin.

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Posted: 25 Jul 11 19:12
Very readable parody. Cracking read this, the first part also.

Driven by an economical narrative style full of strong humorous dialogue and striking, clear images.

All the words do a lot of work.

It's easy to read, which usually means a lot of work has gone into it.

Leaves you wanting more.

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Posted: 25 Jul 11 23:21
Very kind of you Erskin.

Many thanks mate.

Skoob.

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