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Posted: 27 Apr 11 21:35

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Hello again everyone. I have in front of me a letter from a concerned patient, worried sick that he might be 'terminally ill'. Now, as you know, death is not a trifling thing, and is certainly not something we should be making fun of, but it happens to us all in the end, and we shouldn't be afraid to die. That's what I tell my patients if I think they are going to snuff it, anyway. The l.....

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Posted: 27 Apr 11 21:37
He's jolly well right, you know.

Why bother with Caribbean beach holidays when you can just as easily stay in a poxy caravan park in Hastings with a distant view of Beachy Head in the pissing rain?

I've started so I'll finish.
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Posted: 28 Apr 11 03:45 - Edited By: Monkey Woods, 28 Apr 11 03:45
I was listening to a Paul Weller song whilst writing this particular pile of garbage.

I think it's called English Rose. It's from that Days Of Speed album, anyway.

The lyrics get all sentimental about England, so I wrote it in.

Kind of.

To have ambitions, was my ambition
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Posted: 30 Apr 11 19:30
Seems poetic in an angry way Skoob.


Quote: Reddon

He's jolly well right, you know.

Why bother with Caribbean beach holidays when you can just as easily stay in a poxy caravan park in Hastings with a distant view of Beachy Head in the pissing rain?


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Posted: 1 May 11 12:53

Quote: Monkey Woods

I was listening to a Paul Weller song whilst writing this particular pile of garbage.


you are too modest! I actually thought it was funny and gave it five stars!

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Posted: 1 May 11 14:37
Ah, there you are, Trev! I wondered how long it would be before you popped your ugly head up on the forum.

Knowing how much you liked doing so in the past, to the point of being unable to resist posting even the most inane comments, I have to ask you

"Who have you been posting as?"

Thanks for the 5!

How's your health?

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