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Posted: 30 Jan 11 16:16

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Yes, I am not ashamed to admit that I am a Susan Boyle fan. NOT a fanatic..but a fan. It may sound so very strange to some readers - but Susan Boyle is the woman who brought me to the pages of The Spoof and, to Susan Boyle I will remain eternally greatful. She will probably never ever know this fact...but that's ok. Susan Boyle doesn't have enough time in her life to understand the impa.....

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 16:20



Good on yer Lady G..

You blinkin tell us..

Just finished me latest SuBo..

Disgustin' it is.. pure filth..

Couldn't elp meself..

I'm an addict ya see...

Sorry babe..






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Posted: 30 Jan 11 17:26 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 30 Jan 11 17:27
Hey C.J. Each to his/her own. You stick to your stuff and I'll stick to mine. Takes all sorts - as you know
Hey, write what you like about Subo...it keeps her in the 'limelight' or 'gaslight'.....or even 'red light'.
No need to aplogize....as I said 'it takes all sorts'.

Life would be boring without the CJ's of the world

LG

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 17:36



I know darlin' .. but you don't 'ave to live with it..

People lookin' at you, all suspicious like..

sayin' there she goes..

that pervert CJ..

that sex-obsessed disgrace to literature..

Should be locked up she should..







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Posted: 30 Jan 11 17:38
Yes, but what about Delia Smith?

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 17:48





Ello Skoob..

Couldn't elp but notice..

You've got a wonky right eye..

Just like me..

Is it the clap ??

Mine is..

Just sayin'

Luv

Juanita..








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Posted: 30 Jan 11 17:50
I always thought it was me left eye.

It's always on the left in the photos.

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Skoob.

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 17:54




Tell me about it..

Got the same prob with me left titty..






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Posted: 30 Jan 11 17:57
But CJ you are a MAN - or have I been so naive all of these months....No...that just cannot be......I refuse to believe that this is so.

LG

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 17:58 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 30 Jan 11 17:59
He's me girlfriend really.

Aaarrrgh!

SHE - She's me girlfriend really!

Help....

Skoob

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 18:00 - Edited By: Aubergine Underwood, 30 Jan 11 18:00

Quote: Colonel Juan

Good on yer Lady G..

You blinkin tell us..

Just finished me latest SuBo..

Disgustin' it is.. pure filth..

Couldn't elp meself..

I'm an addict ya see...

Sorry babe..

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Dearest CJ --

What happened to your promise NEVER to write another disgusting, filthy piece about Susan Boyle?

Were all those balloons and white doves carrying peace signs meaningless?

Well, I guess you can't trust the word of an addict.

A very disillusioned,

Aubergine






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Posted: 30 Jan 11 18:01 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 30 Jan 11 18:01
Say no more. Say not more. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Know what I mean? Suggestive digestive.

Your secret is safe with me and all the other spoofers.

LV Oops! I mean - LG

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 18:02


Nah.. I've always bin a girl.

I was just kiddin previously..

Anyway..

I'm worried about Justin Bieber..

What can we do for him eh?

Any volunteers???






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Posted: 30 Jan 11 18:29
Aubergine, I haven't seen C.J.'s Subo story.....is it worth a look?

Let me know....

LG

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 19:15


Lady G --

It's not really nasty. Just a take on today's Australian Open final in which Andy Murray (from Scotland in case you don't follow tennis) lost in a rather lackluster performance.

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 19:25


Blinkin' eck Obo..

As one lady to another..

you girls aint arf touchy about yer blinkin' SuBo..

This disgustin' tale could have bin linked to almost anyone..

But I fought I'd do Subo a special favour like..

In honour of you bewitched fans..

I'll fink twice next time..












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Posted: 30 Jan 11 20:33 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 30 Jan 11 20:34
Oh! I DID read that one but didn't think it particulary offensive. Maybe my skin is thickening as I remain here on The Spoof. Mind you...I began developing a bit of a thick skin when I started teaching.

The darts the kids throw at me just bounce off now.

CJ - I'm not touchy but am a bit 'feely' given arf a chance...LOL

LG

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Posted: 30 Jan 11 21:17
You mad insane beautiful woman!

This why we love you, your honesty



A celebrity 5 from the love of your strife!







Arm xxxxx

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Posted: 31 Jan 11 02:13 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 31 Jan 11 02:14
Arm...you are so enchanting. You just have a special way with words...and that's why WE love you. drunk OR sober (the other writers I mean). By that I mean the other writers can be drunk or sober....oh shit! I give up trying to explain myself.

LG

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Posted: 31 Jan 11 18:06
Basely On Us
Any Boluses
Nay Blouses
Sale Busy On
Ass Lube Yon
Abuses Only


Just some of the many anagrams available from Susan Boyle Anagrams Ltd.

Send Your Orders In Now! We accept toy postal orders and photographs of bankers draughts

SERIOUS ABOUT DRIVEL
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Posted: 1 Feb 11 01:44
Clever stuff Erskin....I'm knackered else I'd try a few myself...unless you've got them all.

It's taken me ages to figure out who Obo is. Got it now.

LG

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Posted: 1 Feb 11 02:30
You'll do for me LG

As deluded as you are

Regards

The Daft Bastard.

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Posted: 1 Feb 11 02:33
Oh,it's almost 2:30 am here.

I must be MAD!

Mad I say!

G'night all...

Sk....

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Posted: 1 Feb 11 03:09 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 1 Feb 11 03:10
Skoob...you seem to be a sweetheart....you'll do for me too you daft bar steward.

Night night. Until the morrow.

Cute as a buttom you seem...but then....it's only words on a screen....but.....hey...maybe we'll meet one day when I visit over 'ome. Missed you all last year by a week or so.


Tatty bye for now.

LG

Edit: I said 'cute as a buttom' didn't I. Could have come in and edited it...but left it coz I thought it was MEANT TO BE....LOL

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Posted: 1 Feb 11 03:14


Lady G --

Glad you figured out what CJ means by Obo ... could you

enlighten me ... I get lost in that dialect some of the Brit

writers use from time to time.

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