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Posted: 3 Nov 10 21:51

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Oh sweet bed you mock me from your prominent position at the center of my universe your covers pull back slightly, pillows skewed, beckoning, beckoning for me to once again come within your folds and partake of your soft luxurious wonderments. You taunt me with your scent of freshly laundered linens, the coziness you exude only mocks me more as I cannot partake with eyes wide open, I must not e.....

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Posted: 3 Nov 10 21:52
yeah loved this Charpa.

Almost poetic as well

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Posted: 3 Nov 10 22:12
Wonderfully poetic. Up there with Huxley and De Quincey. 5*

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Posted: 4 Nov 10 02:55
Thank you Deafo and EQ.

And further EQ, I am honored that you would put me in such good company of writers. In reality, my only similarity to them may be the drug-induced intelligence.

Kidding people, really, just kidding.

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Posted: 4 Nov 10 23:31
A wonderful piece Charpa.

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 02:22
Thanks Doc. Based in reality. Insomnia is a fickle muse.

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 02:44
Loved it, very nice.

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 03:42
Thanks to you too, JLF. For something I wrote quickly and with little thought other than to get my frustrations out, it sure has gotten some attention.

Thanks to all.

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 22:44
Sometimes the best work is easiest written.

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Posted: 5 Nov 10 23:06
Yes

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Posted: 6 Nov 10 01:33
yep, EQ and Doc, I think you're right. That's why I think most times I'm channeling someone else because the times I do come up with something out of the ordinary are few and far between.

I read them back and ask myself, "where the hell did that come from?"

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Posted: 6 Nov 10 02:09
Some say a performer should wear a mask or adopt a personna

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Posted: 6 Nov 10 02:49
Nothing further to contribute.

I'll just second what everyone else said and add ...

5 more thumbs

Done, but with errors on page.
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Posted: 6 Nov 10 15:15
thanks SFO.


 
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