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Posted: 1 Nov 17 13:07

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Who knew it could be so easy? One man has a unique solution to stop the onslaught of retail stores from shuttering their windows and locking their doors. He is formulating a follow-up plan to prevent tumbleweeds from rolling across barren mall parking lots and causing head-on collisions between Ford Fusions. Art Bunch, a local man and avid garage-saler, believes he has discovered the secre.....

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D. L. Hawkinson
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Posted: 1 Nov 17 13:08
Bitts seems a little high strung. She's perhaps due for a vacation. Or a good lay.

Not that the two are mutually exclusive.


 
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