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Forum Home / News Discussion / High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

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Posted: 21 Jan 14 10:50

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ORLANDO, FL - Having grown up as the middle child in a family of six boys, 16-year-old Sammy Beezer has seen his fair share of penises in his day. "We took a lot of showers together to save on hot water. My life's been a regular sausage fest, so by the time I entered PE, I felt like I was old hat at this being around naked strangers thing," he said while nonchalantly soaping his inner thigh. ".....

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Posted: 21 Jan 14 11:03
I'm surprised that this is actually made it to the top of the home page. It's a funny concept, but I feel like it still needs some work, especially at the end. Not exactly sure what I want to do with it yet, but any thoughts would be appreciated.

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Posted: 22 Jan 14 07:44
I have to admit, I chuckled several times.

Keep it coming, if you know what I mean.

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