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Posted: 25 Nov 13 02:37

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Cryhan Air, the budget airline based in Ireland, have commissioned the world's largest aircraft. "People thought that the 777 was the biggest plane around," said Ryan Chair, CEO of Cryhan Air. "No longer. We've commissioned the 881, which will be massive." Critics have argued that the proposed aircraft, which will be twenty-four miles long, and sixty feet wide, will be too big to fly. "It.....

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Posted: 25 Nov 13 02:38
The plane will still be delayed!

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Posted: 2 Dec 13 09:09
VC, I missed your very punny wit!

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Posted: 3 Dec 13 05:18
What I want to know is if they charge for bags? And, is there a beverage service?

Can I bring my dog?

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 4 Dec 13 18:23
Yes to all them, Ellie, as long as you bring your purse and a signed afridavit from your bank to attest that you can pay off the debt of Mexico.

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Posted: 6 Dec 13 01:10



I don't have M$ 6,040,819,961, ……wait. It keeps going up!

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I'll never get to Scotland now!

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

 
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