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Posted: 22 Jul 13 13:17

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A butcher shop called "Dripping" has opened in London this week which aims to sell ethically produced meats to vegetarians and other overly sensitive eaters. Ex-banker Cedric Smythe-Giles says that he decided to create the shop to satisfy the demands of people who believe that animals and plants should not suffer in the food industry, but who also love the taste of meat. Cedric's brother Tarqui.....

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Posted: 22 Jul 13 13:19
Captain Sausage what would I do without you?....Hilarious

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Posted: 13 Aug 13 16:08
Very funny.....

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 13 Aug 13 18:07
Bring back Martin Shuttlecock! That's what I say!

But then I would, wouldn't I?

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