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Posted: 17 Feb 13 18:10

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For as long as there have been florists and card shops, February 14th has been called Valentine's Day in order to boost sales of flowers and cards during a slump in the card selling calendar. One section of society has long since come to hate this day, feeling depressed and ostracised: Those not in a relationship. "We realised that there was a vast untapped market," said Clinton Hall, owner of.....

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Posted: 17 Feb 13 18:11
Shouldn't it be Singles' Day though?

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Posted: 18 Feb 13 07:49
Its being run by greengrocer's.

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Posted: 19 Feb 13 00:28
First time I saw the headline, I thought it said "Shingles Day."

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Posted: 21 Feb 13 09:28
Nah, Shingles Day is on March 5th.

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Posted: 22 Feb 13 03:18
Good to know! And right before Spring Break, too.

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 22 Feb 13 04:31
There's an app for that!


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