This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / News Discussion / Next Pope will be elected through an X-Factor style show


[This topic is LOCKED]

AuthorMessage
Forumbot
Automated
Posted: 15 Feb 13 11:42

Extract from Story:
Andrew Lloyd Webber has been approached by the Vatican to put together a television show that will let the Catholic Church elect a new Pontiff through the popular television format pioneered by shows such as the X-Factor and America's Got Talented Kids. "It's a great honour," said Webber. "After the success of shows like Jesus Christ Superstar and the Voice, the Catholic church have realised t.....

Click here for full story »


Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.


Mark
This user is offline Spoofer-in-Chief
Mark

Location: Lancaster, England
Registered: 8 Apr 03

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 15 Feb 13 11:45
If only it would actually happen

Spoofing all over the world
Ellie James
This user is offline Moderator
Ellie James

Location: Texas
Registered: 8 Apr 11

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 16 Feb 13 00:07
I'd vote for whoever could rap the Hail Mary.

Ellie

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
Mark
This user is offline Spoofer-in-Chief
Mark

Location: Lancaster, England
Registered: 8 Apr 03

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Email
Posted: 16 Feb 13 08:44
Would that be anything like the Mary Had a Little Lamb rap in Sister Act 2?

Super lame.

Spoofing all over the world
Katarina Frogpond2
This user is offline Writer
Katarina Frogpond2

Registered: 5 Oct 09

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 10 Mar 13 00:27
I think the only person who can save the church is a left wing, gay pope from Amsterdam who smokes marijuana, and says "Peace" a lot. Yes, that right. We need a hippy pope.

IainB
This user is offline Gentle with me
IainB

Location: (noun) a particular place
Registered: 7 Oct 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 10 Mar 13 13:33
Kat...are you suggesting Dope Pope?

Debbie

If 42 is the answer, the question is if 24 looks in the mirror, who does she see?

 
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum

Who is online?

There are no registered users currently online.


Profile Featured Writer

Nate John Won
Nate John Won
Joined: 28 September 2009
Stories Written: 10

Go to top