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Posted: 27 Dec 12 19:20

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Pro-gun association CEO, and Nobel Peace Prize nominee wannabe, Gunther "Gunn" Bullet, issued a special Saturday night announcement that his organization will lobby Congress on Monday, urging lawmakers to fund the development, production, and nationwide distribution of a small handgun better-suited for the smaller hands of grade schoolers so that they can all be armed and ready to defend themselve.....

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Posted: 27 Dec 12 19:22
No kid should go to school until he can hit a tin can at 50 feet with his .45. They don't call it the Peace Maker for nothing.

Oh, I forgot, only Nazi troopers are allowed to be armed.

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Posted: 28 Dec 12 11:40
Geezuz, I hope you're just trying to be funny.



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Posted: 29 Dec 12 18:37 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 29 Dec 12 18:38

Quote: siriusloon

Geezuz, I hope you're just trying to be funny.


Duh. Now this is funny :

Story about Piers Morgan and guns.

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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