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Posted: 24 Dec 12 21:47

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72 year old Mary MCDonnell is dreading the Christmas holidays this year. For the first time in 19 years she finds no delight in decorating the tree, writing out Christmas cards and planning menus. It is a McDonnell family tradition that Mary's son, Ian and his family, spend the Christmas period at her home in Richmond, Virginia. Each year Ian, his wife, and their two children, Bethany who.....

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Posted: 24 Dec 12 21:48
You gotta love a good tattoo story!

5 from me!

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Posted: 27 Dec 12 14:23
Thank you. How this did not win Clive Danton's rigged and fixed Christmas competition I do not know.

It is a great satire and probably very true, with elderly relatives all over the world shaking their heads and wringing their hands, fraught with anxiety, when they saw "little" Johnny and his new "Goth" look or "sweet" Amber with her tramp stamp on her back.....oh lordy, what will the neighbors think? What will they say? Oh gosh, oh golly.

I remember when I had my forehead tattooed with the word "ASSHOLE" when I was 16 and the looks I got from Granny when we visited....my, what fun days.



 
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