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Posted: 8 Nov 12 06:20

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With the legal challenge over this years English examinations expected to be pushed through with some urgance, many are asking if a GCSE in English truly has any affect on the quality of articles being written by currant journalists. If the English being learnt in school's is as is being said, i.e. not very elequant, would there not be some evidents in todays publications? One person that is c.....

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Posted: 8 Nov 12 06:22
Proper spoofage and stuff. I'm dead jel isn't it?

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Posted: 8 Nov 12 11:46
Brillant spoffing! 5*

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Posted: 8 Nov 12 15:43
^^^^^^^ Tommy Twinkle there ladies and gentlemen.

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Posted: 8 Nov 12 18:27
Although I have absolutely no idea what the fuck you are writing about, I give it a 5.

If you'd written more about masturbation, I'd a give it a 6. So there is room for improvement.

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Posted: 9 Nov 12 01:08
Very good. Wish we could see the graphs!

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

 
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