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Posted: 10 Oct 12 09:33

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Kenneth Dunston has been left distraught following the theft of his scab collection. Dunstan, 52 from Ryde on the Isle of Wight, discovered the theft on Sunday morning when he returned from the Ryde twenty-four hour bowls marathon. "It's terrible," he said, after speaking to the police over the theft. "I've been collecting my scabs since I was four. I keep them in a special box." Accordi.....

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Posted: 10 Oct 12 09:35
Just when you thought this story couldn't get anymore yuk - it did! Hilariously yukky - well done!

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Posted: 11 Oct 12 09:50

Quote: Patti Cake

Just when you thought this story couldn't get anymore yuk - it did! Hilariously yukky - well done!


Thanks. It's a true story. Only the person, place and number of scabs have been changed.

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Posted: 12 Oct 12 00:46 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 12 Oct 12 00:48
I liked this too Debbie.

It makes me feel like writing subs again.

There's a gap in the market for transvestite humour on the interweb these days. Erm...not that's it's about transvestism...but...erm...hang on...nearly choked on me feather boa there...

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Posted: 12 Oct 12 04:26
Things that make you go....hmmmm....

That's just gross. Funny though.

Ellie x

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 13 Oct 12 14:50
Transvestites? Humour? Well...I'm half way there. I just need to see the funny side now.

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I liked this too Debbie.

It makes me feel like writing subs again.

There's a gap in the market for transvestite humour on the interweb these days. Erm...not that's it's about transvestism...but...erm...hang on...nearly choked on me feather boa there...

Regards

Martina.


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Posted: 14 Oct 12 03:04
Point taken.

Funny how nobody seems to comment much lately. Can only speak for myself, but I either can't comment, or the things being posted recently, I just don't have an opinion on.

Can't somebody write a story about lesbian tennis players?

Martina.

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