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Posted: 28 Sep 12 07:31

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Burnley man, Charlie Splutterthwaite got more than he bargained for this morning as he went into the kitchen to prepare a fried egg sandwich. Cracking an egg into the frying pan, Splutterthwaite was surprised and delighted when the egg turned out to be a double-yolker. Further amazement ensued for the peckish Burnley resident, as the albumen of the egg slid around, and then settled quite terrif.....

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Posted: 28 Sep 12 07:32
5* ...but I'd re-caption the pic as 'eggciting development'



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Posted: 28 Sep 12 14:19 - Edited By: Francois Dubois, S.J., 28 Sep 12 14:20
"bit the fuckers eyes out!" shot coffee through my nose.

Excellent treatment of a great storyline. 5!

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Posted: 28 Sep 12 15:10
Thanks chaps.

The sandwich was delicious.




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