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Posted: 5 Jul 12 18:38

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David Beckham has angrily denied that he deliberately severed part of one of his little fingers in an attempt to become eligible to play in the British Paralympian football team. Medical teams were called to Beckham's home late last night after receiving an emergency 999 call from the footballer's his wife Victoria stating that Beckham had accidently sliced of about one millimeter of his finger.....

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Posted: 5 Jul 12 18:38
Poor ol' Dave. Tickled me, this.


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Posted: 5 Jul 12 19:33
Poor David.

Liked this.

Even better that people are discussing stories again.



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Posted: 5 Jul 12 19:51
Read this in approvals. Automatic 5*.

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Posted: 6 Jul 12 10:30
Could have swore I saw Dave in Stratford this morning being pushed around in a wheelchair. hehe.

Great first story, and great username.

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