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Posted: 9 Jun 12 20:56

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Already iPhone 4 owners are being pulled over by the thousands and ticketed for using their new multi-tasking phones while driving, an illegal act in most states. Iphone 4 owners are complaining to Apple that they are finding it necessary to buy two, sometimes three replacement iphone 4's due to having them confiscated by police officers. They are crying out to Apple to do something about it. W.....

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Posted: 9 Jun 12 20:57
Kinda sorta liked it. I was hoping the drone phones would fly back to your home, evading enemy police drones in the process.. but I digress.

It made me hungery... of course it could be the aspartame.

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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