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Posted: 3 Jun 12 17:21

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On the verge of the world celebrating the longest serving monarch, a shocking piece of tapestry made in 1958 has been found by a royal collector, that has called into question the early years of the monarch and her close relationships with some of the animals in the royal household. Religious leaders across the world have vented their fury at their morally bankrupt monarchy and her subjects, e.....

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 17:23
Methinks this one shows a lack of comprehension of what readers like.

Couldn't possibly rate it.

Controversy isn't all there is to satire.

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 17:29
Oh I dunno, thought it was a nice Spoof and gave it 5.

Nothing that anyone could ever make up about this wretched cold war hoaxer monarch could ever be as shocking as the horrible, unvarnished truth.



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Posted: 3 Jun 12 17:34
I don't dispute that QM.

I just kind of hoped (probably unrealistically) that the days of stories about bestiality and pseudo porn were for the most part behind us.

Not being judgemental (I've done the tacky route often enough) just hoping to leave that stuff behind.

Just sayin'

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 17:38
Well as it's a jubilee year I reckon some royal peculiars like this are fine to slip in, so to speak.

Just to take the edge off a lot of Tory twaddle written in the mainstream press.

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 18:41
With respect QM

How does that work?

I'm no Monarchist, but how does the Queen being licked out by a corgi equate with humour, or satire?

It's just LCD. End of. There are other places that would love that, but count me out.

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 18:41
Controversial. Nowt wrong with that. Good. 5*

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 18:44
Tommy

It isn't controversial - it says nothing. It's just a turd pretending to be a Princess. If people here can't see beyond that, then I'll go back to writing bollocks and topping the chart.

It's shite. End of.

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 18:47

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how does the Queen being licked out by a corgi equate with humour, or satire?
Skoob.


Would make a great TV sketch, maybe a la Spitting Image.

Besides, she's not the Queen, she's Barbara Freeman, daughter of Edgar Wallace and Rudolf Hess's sister Ann.

She took over from her triplet sister Helen Freeman in October 1987 when the Elizabeth Windsor lookalike dropped dead after the Great Storm.

The first of the Three Ugly Sisters Susan Freeman was the first 'Queen Elizabeth' - the one who had Charles and Anne before Phil the Greek topped them.

And the rest is hystery.

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