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Posted: 2 Jun 12 15:43

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Buckingham Palace staff ran for cover Friday night when the Duke of Edinburgh flew into a rage, when Her Majesty suggested that he ought to retire to his bed at ten pm, as the Royal Family were facing quite a hectic weekend, and that he ought to get some rest in ahead of the series of planned events. "He went mental!" a Palace insider gasped. "He stood up, kicked a corgi up the arse, lobbed his.....

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Posted: 2 Jun 12 15:44
Glad to see the F++k The Diamond Jubilee tag come into use, heheh.

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Posted: 2 Jun 12 17:01
Stuff it indeed.. she used to be quite a looker. Now look at her.

I think once a Queen gets past "a certain age", she ought to take a job in a hospital as a candy-stripe lady, greeting visitors and directing them to various wings to see patients.

There should be a contest for Queen, based on the "Queen for a Day" T.V. show from the U.S.A. circa 1960's.

After 60 years, one gets a bit musty about the gills.





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Posted: 2 Jun 12 17:17

Quote: Aspartame Boy Stuff it indeed.. she used to be quite a looker. Now look at her.



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Posted: 2 Jun 12 19:06

I think once a Queen gets past "a certain age", she ought to take a job in a hospital as a candy-stripe lady, greeting visitors and directing them to various wings to see patients.


No no no. A queen needs gravitas. What's a candy-stripe lady? Are you some sort of colonial johnny?

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Posted: 2 Jun 12 19:50
Gravit-arse.

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Posted: 2 Jun 12 21:19
A "candy-striper" is a lady, mostly old, who dresses in a uniform with white and red stripes, like a candy cane. She volunteers her time at a hospital to greet visitors and direct them to various wards and patients. They are very sweet old ladies, with nothing else to do. In hot climates, such as Arizona, she can spend the days away, in a nice air conditioned lobby.

I'm sure the Queen would fit right in.


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... a job in a hospital as a candy-stripe lady, greeting visitors and directing them to various wings to see patients.


No no no. A queen needs gravitas. What's a candy-stripe lady? Are you some sort of colonial johnny?


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Posted: 3 Jun 12 06:19
I hear the Queen's tits taste of jam. That's especially true if you cover them in jam.

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 08:41
That's sick.

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 10:01
Sorry, that was drunken treason. As a final request would you please prepare the gallows with marmalade.

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 16:00
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Posted: 3 Jun 12 18:47
Cobblers to the Queen. I used to work for some of them, honest.

As I grow older, though I still see the absurdity of the whole rigmarole, I do keep asking though: 'what's your alternative'?

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 20:08
I think the bitch does an ok job, not a big job i'll grant you but who wants to imagine the queen doing big jobs. She looked better with a safety pin anyway, that's how I remember her, from my innocent yoof

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Posted: 3 Jun 12 21:51
Good point.

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Posted: 5 Jun 12 20:44
By Royal Appointment
E. Quint & associates.
Cobblers to the Queen


Now leave off the lady or I'll call the Yeoman Warders


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Cobblers to the Queen. I used to work for some of them, honest.

As I grow older, though I still see the absurdity of the whole rigmarole, I do keep asking though: 'what's your alternative'?


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