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Posted: 31 May 12 11:08

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London - Sex and other offenders on parole are to be given the option of a new kind of non-surreptitious surveillance tool the Home Secretary announced today. Electronic control pants that combine spandex-reinforced micro-circuit gadgetry with the latest in the 4G network are to begin trials in London at the weekend. Specially adapted phone masts have been calibrated to pick up signals on a.....

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Posted: 31 May 12 11:08


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Posted: 31 May 12 12:28
They have control pants. They are used in Arizona court rooms. They conceal a device that locks the leg angle, so the knee cannot be bent. I saw a guy wearing such pants in court. It is controlled via a wireless controller. Had he tried to escape the court house, he would have been hobbled.

Of course, I like the control pants in the story much better.

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