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Posted: 20 May 12 14:47

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NEW YORK, NY - In a new Fox News poll, 78 percent of respondents think that Barack Obama is not the President of the United States. 64% believe in tooth-fairies, 56% believe in Santa Clause and 63% believe in the Easter Bunny. Nearly 8 in 10 Fox News viewers rate America as either "excellent" or "very good," compared with 26% of the MSNBC viewers. "The president is, obviously Christian...

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Posted: 20 May 12 14:48
Who really is President? It is a state secret. I think it is a computer, or maybe I am. Or maybe you are. Or, maybe there is no President because the republic is dead; long live the New World Order!

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Posted: 20 May 12 15:33
I am beginning to think that maybe The Borg are President, and have been for the past 30 years or so....

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

 
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