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Posted: 20 May 12 01:03
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ATHENS - The birthplace of democracy has spawned an even more useful invention: a replacement for the Euro. New smart phones will empower Greeks to issue credit on their smart phones from nothing, just like the big German banks do it. Now, according to our Anonymous source, when a Greek walks into a store to buy some bread in the post Euro world, he just borrows some "Smartmas", the new curr.....

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Posted: 20 May 12 01:04
So, the Euro is being replaced by the Smartmas in Greece. Very clever. 5 Smartmas for this story.

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Posted: 20 May 12 04:51 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 20 May 12 14:20
Thanks. And remember, illegal tender is worth more on the black market!

My latest story is so horrible, it may be banned from TheSpoof!

A must not-read!
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man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 20 May 12 16:12
cheap way to get views AB. of course, now everyone is going to look.
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Posted: 20 May 12 19:35
it WAS BANNED NO CAN SEE, SEE?

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cheap way to get views AB. of course, now everyone is going to look.
Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat
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Posted: 20 May 12 20:34
Oh.
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Posted: 20 May 12 23:22

Don't feel bad. It was so horrible I just deleted it and try not to think about it.

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Oh.
Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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