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Posted: 7 May 12 06:19

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In an apparent attempt to lessen the negative political fallout from his wife Ann's gaffe in wearing a $1,000 blouse, Republican presidential hopeful Mitt Romney showed up at a campaign event in a $2,000 pair of jeans. "These are designer pants from Duds for Rich Dudes on Rodeo Drive in L.A.," Romney bragged on a TV talk show. "Ann actually usually wears pricier garments. She was 'dressing.....

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Posted: 7 May 12 06:21 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 8 May 12 14:40
Great story.. and so true..

how about a follow up where he takes off his jeans to show the label and then turns around and moons the camera to show he is just a regular guy.

Don't forget to work in how much he loves to fire people.

Perhaps he can fire the camera guy for an unflattering shot of his ass..

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Posted: 8 May 12 15:17
I agree....what he says. I might not have agreed with Bush's policies but I have no doubt he wears Levis.

Ellie




Quote: Aspartame Boy

Great story.. and so true..

how about a follow up where he takes off his jeans to show the label and then turns around and moons the camera to show he is just a regular guy.

Don't forget to work in how much he loves to fire people.

Perhaps he can fire the camera guy for an unflattering shot of his ass..


Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.

 
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