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Posted: 5 May 12 03:21

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Washington DC: The US Department of Agriculture (USDA) has been funding renewable energy electric power generation utilizing the burning of chicken, pig and cow/steer manure in several farming states. Chicken, pig, cow/steer and other livestock manure is defined as Crap. Environmentalists have complained about water pollution from Crap seeping into rivers, bays and waterways. Using Crap as a re.....

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Posted: 5 May 12 03:22
Finally a use for Crap!

There is intelligent life in outer space!
Then why do the UFO's not land on the Earth?
As I said, there is intelligent life in outer space!
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Posted: 7 May 12 06:23 - Edited By: Aspartame Boy, 8 May 12 14:39

Quote: Philbert of Macadamia

Finally a use for Crap!



See "A Pound of Brown".. it is used as currency in that story

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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