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Posted: 10 Feb 12 03:07

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Washington -- Still stinging from the lowly 10% approval rating it received from the American public, Congress has taken revenge, bestowing a measly four percent approval rating on taxpaying citizens. "Taxpayers are doing a terrible job of providing the House and the Senate with the resources we need to run America correctly," said one prominent Senator who asked to remain anonymous. "You ask.....

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Posted: 10 Feb 12 03:08
Great angle, Michael. Really enjoyed this one. Could even be true, you know.

"What's in your Constitution?" Great line.

Charpa

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Posted: 10 Feb 12 03:31
Very good.

I think I'll befriend Apple or Microsoft.

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Posted: 10 Feb 12 13:00
This was my favourite story from approvals over the last few days. And they've run the Capital One ads in the UK so I got that bit too. Great story.

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Posted: 10 Feb 12 13:05 - Edited By: Colonel Juan, 10 Feb 12 13:16



Couldn't agree more..

This Michael's a real treat and a star on the US side of the Spoof..

original ideas one after the other..

all bloody well written..

mostly scoring masses of points..

and hardly a celeb arse in sight...






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Posted: 11 Feb 12 00:13
Thanks everybody. You're making this egotistical bastard blush.

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Posted: 11 Feb 12 16:42

Quote: Charpa93

Great angle, Michael. Really enjoyed this one. Could even be true, you know.

"What's in your Constitution?" Great line.

Charpa


True? I think one percent is the number currently in play..

Life cycle of aspartame:
man makes aspartame;man eats aspartame
man dies;man sees that aspartame makes good softkill weapon
man makes more aspartame; population still too high.. repeat

 
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