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Posted: 23 Jan 12 15:52

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From gang warfare to cross words and even world wars, slutty women could eventually prevent all world conflicts, scientists have claimed. A review of psychological evidence by top, top researchers concludes that men are drawn to violence only when women "guard their pussies like gold". Professor Rufus T. Coxsmith of the Institute of Cognitive Evolution and Juicy Buns Theory at Oxford Univers.....

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Posted: 23 Jan 12 15:59 - Edited By: Robert D. Knight, 23 Jan 12 15:59
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Posted: 23 Jan 12 16:15
I say you chaps! There's a bally new boy just joined us mid term. What an absolutely wizard wheeze!

Come on you lot let's rag his study and then roast him in front of a roaring log fire. Last one to pull his bally trousers down is a rotten egg......HUZZAH!

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Posted: 23 Jan 12 17:49
Welcome RDK - very funny opener - has to be a 5* from me.

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Posted: 24 Jan 12 01:16
Hi there and welcome to the asylum -[keep your hands in your pockets when you pass that Danton fellow (he's a mechanic oops sorry, a 'vehicle technician')]

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Posted: 24 Jan 12 06:49

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Hi there and welcome to the asylum -[keep your hands in your pockets when you pass that Danton fellow (he's a mechanic oops sorry, a 'vehicle technician')]


Crikey! It's Lynton Minor from 4B "The Fat Owl Of The Remove!"
Cripes old chap I haven't seen you since matron fed you to the school crocodile after you became visibly aroused during her talk on cleaning behind the foreskin every morning before matins.

I say old fruit let's go down to Old Ma Peggoty's Cake Shop and spend your pater's allowance on some wizard tuck before coming back to torture the new fellow. Last one to make him write a tear stained suicide note to his mater is a rotten egg and a sexually insane Tory Peer! Huzzah!....Huzzah!...HUZZAH!

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Posted: 24 Jan 12 15:47
I can see that roasting we gave you has worn off Mr.Desperate Danton. We'll have to see about a refresher.



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Hi there and welcome to the asylum -[keep your hands in your pockets when you pass that Danton fellow (he's a mechanic oops sorry, a 'vehicle technician')]


Crikey! It's Lynton Minor from 4B "The Fat Owl Of The Remove!"
Cripes old chap I haven't seen you since matron fed you to the school crocodile after you became visibly aroused during her talk on cleaning behind the foreskin every morning before matins.

I say old fruit let's go down to Old Ma Peggoty's Cake Shop and spend your pater's allowance on some wizard tuck before coming back to torture the new fellow. Last one to make him write a tear stained suicide note to his mater is a rotten egg and a sexually insane Tory Peer! Huzzah!....Huzzah!...HUZZAH!


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