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Posted: 13 Jan 12 21:13

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British Gas has announced a 5% increase in pretending to care about its customer base after confirming it will slash 5% off electricity bills which increased by 16% in August. The move comes a day after EDF ramped up their own attempts at feigning concern for a British public accustomed to delving further into their pockets at the merest sniff of a rise in energy commodities. A spokeswoman f.....

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Posted: 13 Jan 12 21:14
That sums it up really nicely - I hope the buggers read it

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Posted: 14 Jan 12 21:28
Reminds me of American electric companies!

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Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 14 Jan 12 21:55
Many thanks both


 
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