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Posted: 8 Jan 12 05:14

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Kansas City - A local man here discovered today that indeed everyone in the whole wide world hated him and wished he was dead - including his own family, who would love nothing more than to smash his head in. Ezekiel Stanford, 40, a local man who has nothing of value to offer anyone, was told by everyone in the world, "We hate you, you good for nothing fart!" "I started receiving calls from.....

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Posted: 8 Jan 12 05:15
I just hate this guy!

"Every perspective has its price"
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Posted: 8 Jan 12 05:29
That Ezekiel Stanford cut me off and threw a soda can at my car once! Bastard!

Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
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Posted: 9 Jan 12 22:39
I was feeling quite negative when I wrote it. So I decided to make fun of my own feelings of worthlessness. Exaggeration is a great tool for putting things in perspective.

"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad" - Jack Handy

 
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