This forum does not allow guest posting. You must register to participate in this forum.

Messages ordered by earliest posts first
All times are GMT

Forum Home / News Discussion / Many Youngsters Still Refusing To Work For Nothing!


[This topic is LOCKED]

AuthorMessage
Forumbot
Automated
Posted: 5 Jan 12 17:33

Extract from Story:
The government is to finally clamp down hard on unemployed work-shy youths who refuse to work for nothing. The promise to deal with the problem of 'youths with principles' who continue to expect to be paid for their labour was made by the Prime Minister today after it had been brought to his attention that government studies had found that many Job Centre youth customers fail to turn up for 4.....

Click here for full story »


Please discuss at will.
PLEASE NOTE: The story you are discussing is a JOKE. It is a SPOOF NEWS story written on a SPOOF NEWS website.


Skoob1999
This user is offline Caretaker
Skoob1999

Location: Out on a limb
Registered: 5 Sep 08

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 5 Jan 12 17:37
Brilliant!

Perhaps a more accurate party line would be:

"We're hell bent on making life infinitely more difficult for everybody. Unless you contribute to the party...in which case...we'll see what we can do."

Or something.

Regards and fives

Skoob.

RIP
Tommy Twinkle
This user is offline Writer


Location: Essex UK
Registered: 1 Jan 11

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 5 Jan 12 22:51
Thanky vely much. Cheers Skoob - appreciated, and agree with your comments.....especially the 'Brilliant' bit!

Inchcock
This user is offline Writer
Inchcock

Location: Nottingham, England
Registered: 18 Jun 10

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
 Website
Posted: 6 Jan 12 10:43
Cut above this article, well worthy of my 5 and more really!

Loved it!

Inch

Nemo Mortalium Omnibus Horis Sapit
Tommy Twinkle
This user is offline Writer


Location: Essex UK
Registered: 1 Jan 11

 Forum Profile
 Writer's Profile
Posted: 8 Jan 12 15:55
Thanks Inchy. Means a lot mate. Glad you liked it.


 
Any opinions expressed here are purely the opinions of the contributors and are not necessarily the opinions of The Spoof, its staff or the original writer of the spoof news/parody/satire story.

Go to top

Forum permissions

You are not logged in.

  • You cannot create new topics in this forum
  • You cannot post new messages in this forum
  • You cannot add polls
  • You cannot link to external images in this forum
  • You cannot upload images in this forum
  • You cannot upload files in this forum

Who is online?

There are 2 registered users currently online: none are active , 2 are currently inactive .

Users online:


Profile Featured Writer

Herrdoktorfox
Herrdoktorfox
Joined: 11 July 2010
Stories Written: 102
80 readers are online right now!

Go to top