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Posted: 27 Dec 11 21:15

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The British Butchers Co-operative (BBC) today announced that this year has seen a record breaking increase in the sale of turkey arses. The turkey arse fell out of favour when WWII rationing ended in the 1950s, when most meat vendors flogged them off to pet food manufacturers, but in the austere economic climate of 2011, they've made a startling comeback. The sudden surge in popularity appea.....

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 21:22 - Edited By: Lynton, 27 Dec 11 21:25
It's a shame I'm a celebrity used up the supply of Kangaroo arses. I'll have to have a look in our local supermarket'Le Mutant' (see other thread)since they have things on sale you wouldn't believe. They say you can eat every part of the pig apart from the oink.

I wouldn't exclude that one might be able get a crown a wattle or an arse there. A gobble there down one of the aisles might not be out of the question, judging by the look one of one of the till girls.

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 21:28
Now I'm interested Lynton.

What's this till girl's name? Whoa! Just kiddin' mate. I'm happily shackled, me.

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Posted: 27 Dec 11 22:23
The 'Pope's Nose' as it's invariably called is, of course, a delicacy in the Vatican.


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Posted: 28 Dec 11 00:43
When I went there, they only had chicken arses.

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Posted: 29 Dec 11 09:48
I thought all turkeys came with an arse. I recall many the time our family would stuff a turkey, through its arse, for those special dinners.

Of course, the first time I saw it done, I thought it was sick!

Or were we just nutso?

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Posted: 29 Dec 11 10:49
Yes AB. Probably. Happy New Year!

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Posted: 29 Dec 11 13:38
"I don't know how we'd have got through Christmas without turkey arses. They might taste a bit crap, but they're dirt cheap and the kids love 'em."


A bit like McDonalds chicken nuggets I suspect. Terrible, but when covered in the right sauce, you can choke a few down.

Well done you sage, you old so and so, you old muckity muck.

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Posted: 29 Dec 11 16:11
Thanks PM

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