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Posted: 19 Nov 11 16:49

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Green-fingered Dorking gardener, Ted Ormiston, sent shock waves through the London Stock Exchange yesterday when he announced he'd grown the world's first ever crop of genetically modified black pudding. Share prices in the FTSE Greasy Spoon sector soared through the benchmark 200 barrier as traders suddenly realised that Ormiston and his gang of Dorking Café Owners now have the capacity to ser.....

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Posted: 19 Nov 11 16:51
Lovely stuff!

Won't spoil it for anyone, but highly recommended. Stuff like this doesn't grow on trees!

Five thingies.



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Posted: 24 Nov 11 03:04
5 from me also. On my phone even.


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Posted: 24 Nov 11 12:16

Love the whimsey of this piece.

5 Aubergines from me, of course.

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Posted: 24 Nov 11 17:15

Aw thanks girls..

It's real kinda nice having our favourite American ladies appreciate these daft tales of Dorking...

Have a happy Thanksgiving!

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Posted: 24 Nov 11 19:26
Och, bejimmini and cor-blimey - good stuff again!

Take care.


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