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Posted: 16 Sep 11 09:28

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The few remaining residents of the declining mill town of Burnley, in Lancashire, were almost unanimous in their condemnation of a Japanese businessman's plans to launch two sushi bars - one on the site of a former pub on Accrington Road, in the town, and one in neighbouring Padiham, in a disused shop in Burnley Road. "What do we want with fucking sushi?" one resident groaned. "It took us thirt.....

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Duncan Whitehead
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Posted: 16 Sep 11 09:28
5 Thumbs up from me.......

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Posted: 16 Sep 11 09:41
I give it another 5.

It's rare enough that an article can make you laugh out loud but that one did, many times.

Brilliant Skoob.

Very, very funny.







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Posted: 16 Sep 11 10:18
Pure racial stereotyping genius, from all sides. Delicious.

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Posted: 16 Sep 11 12:01



Skoob, I think it's high time you petitioned Buckingham Palace.

You could be the inaugural Spoofer Laureate.

It may even attract a modest stipend.

Keep up the insanity!

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Posted: 16 Sep 11 15:12




Yup..

smashing story...

seeped in the culture of Brit comedy..

sort of latter day Alf Garnett..









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Posted: 16 Sep 11 19:09
Skoob hit that Bollox fellah - hepromised not to comment on the size of your stipend - he not only comments he exagerates!

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Posted: 17 Sep 11 10:22
Be Heston Blumenthal next - serving electrocuted black puddings or something.

Doomed to failure of course.

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