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Posted: 10 Sep 11 22:25

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The world of classical music celebrated today after it was announced that builders in Vienna have discovered the lost manuscript of a Beethoven symphony. Carpenters converting an 18th century house into a gay nightclub were busy removing oak floorboards from an upstairs bedroom when they came across 200 pages of rolled parchment. On the first page of the scroll, in Beethoven's unmistakable.....

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Posted: 10 Sep 11 22:25
I enjoyed this piece of elegant bathos. 5*

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Posted: 11 Sep 11 23:26

Very nice indeed.

Do you perhaps have the "inside scoop" on the lost Vivaldi Flute Concerto recently found in the archives of an 18th century Scottish nobleman?

The concerto is supposed to be from Vivaldi's late period.

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Posted: 17 Sep 11 13:54

No-one speaks English and everything's broken.

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