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Posted: 12 Jul 11 12:02

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Police in Ohio are searching for what witnesses claim is a giant banana they say jumped out of the bushes and viciously attacked a gorilla doing a promo for a Wireless Phone Center. The manager of the store said that he noticed a banana lurking in the bushes outside his place of business. "All of a sudden the banana peeled out of the bushes faster than I had ever seen a banana run and speared.....

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Posted: 12 Jul 11 12:02
Banana split.

Genius.

No...wait...the other thing

Only joking, I love it, more please!

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Posted: 12 Jul 11 18:55
A freaking brilliant headline Dr. B.
Story too.

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Posted: 12 Jul 11 21:50
5*: a spirited tale.

Highest potassium content of any story on here.

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Posted: 12 Jul 11 23:08
Thanks! I really appreciate your comments. Fame is so fleeting. It is my belief that you are only as good or bad as your last story.

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Posted: 13 Jul 11 21:45
I sometimes fret for the sanity of people on this site. I never lasts long - you're all mad as a box of frogs.

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