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Posted: 29 May 11 15:05

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Despite wearing a Christian "purity ring" at all times, Jonas Brothers lead guitarist Nick Jonas unabashedly admitted to the news media that he enjoys masturbating as much as most young men. "I've been masturbating since I was 12. I see nothing wrong with it", Jonas explained. All of the Jonas brothers are devout Assembly Church of God Christians and their religion expressly prohibits the w.....

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Posted: 29 May 11 15:06
I haven't checked in here for a while but I notice this story got 400+ views in one day then died off. What the hell?

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Posted: 29 May 11 15:16
Hi Nick

Probably because that sort of thing doesn't cut the mustard any more. It just isn't as 'popular' as it was a couple of years ago.

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Posted: 29 May 11 18:03


Hi from me too Nick..

Skoobie's dead right..

This kinda story is so horribly 'yesterday'..

Like done to death..

these things happen..

But you're a star...

come back and write for 'tomorrow'...












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Posted: 29 May 11 19:43
5 from me. I haven't been around long so am not YET jaded by whatever the others are jaded by.

I liked the story as I am sure other 'newer' writers did.

Hey 400+ is a LOT for some of us struggling writers.

Some of us get 'bored' by the so called 'in stuff' these days.

So, it may be 'old hat' to the folk who've been around a while but it's pretty 'new' to newer writers and readers.

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Posted: 29 May 11 20:01
Great!

Wanker/Penis/Vagina stories are the best thing since sliced bread.

Where do I sign up?

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Posted: 29 May 11 20:07




Spoken like a true artist Skoob...

OK...

Lady Godiva...

You write your in depth masturbation stories..

Then write more of your sophisticated WAG stories

Write about whatever takes your bloody fancy..

Just stop prattling about your bleedin' rights..

And your deluded impressions of what's right and what's wrong..

Nobody's stopping you..

Do you hear that?

Nobody..

So go ahead..

You don't need permission from anyone..

Here on The Spoof you're completely free...

It's all you... Lady Godiva..

Just one thing..

Don't ever say.. Nobody cares..








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Posted: 29 May 11 20:35 - Edited By: Skoob1999, 29 May 11 20:38
I care.

I stopped writing that sort of thing because it offended Lady Godiva's sensibilities.

She hated filth.

Now she writes stories about bedroom confessions and narratives about the penis.

Shocked I am.

I know not which way to turn. (But not in a gay way)

Outraged

Le Skoob.(Deeper in le merde jour by jour)

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Posted: 29 May 11 21:21
Thanks folks. The odd thing is that on Wednesday this story got 420 views. Then it dropped back down to its usual 10 or so per day. What happened on Wednesday?

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Posted: 29 May 11 22:55
Oh, this story has generated nearly 12,000 views since its inception. One of my top 7 stories that have generated over 10,000.

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Posted: 30 May 11 04:19 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 30 May 11 04:23
Oh CJ I do so appreciate having your permission to write what I bloody well like.

I am so honoured that you read my posts on forums and honoured that you waste your time commenting on them. I really did think, in my deluded mind, that you felt you were above talking to the serfs who, after all is said and done, are at the very bottom of the Feudal System.

'Preciate your time sir I really believed you had better things to do with your time

LG

Edit: Skoob - I can speak about penises and vaginas, arseholes etc. like the others do....I just prefer not to do so. It's not like I haven't SEEN them all (well not ALL belonging to individuals...but you get my drift. LOL )

As I mentioned elsewhere....remember Linda Lovelace?

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Posted: 30 May 11 08:46
As I recall, Madam, you were the one who was quite vociferous in her condemnation of so-called 'smutty' stories.

Now you seemed to have changed tack, and started to write stories with 'penis' in the title, and then champion a story about masturbation.

If you'd just qualify your stance on this matter and stop changing with the breeze, we could all follow your consistent lead and perhaps stop shouting on the forum.

Just sayin'

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Posted: 30 May 11 11:49
Tit Wank Willy Bum Fart!!! There, got it out of my system - no need to write the words in public again. Real freedom!!!!

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Posted: 30 May 11 22:23 - Edited By: Lady Godiva, 30 May 11 23:19
Well said Lynton!

LG

Pointless being on the forums when it's the same old crowd saying the same ol' things. lol

They'll all end up only have themselves to speak with. Ha!

Or should it read 'with whom to speak' ? So as to avoid the darned dangling participle?


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Posted: 30 May 11 23:08
You're still very shouty.

There's no need for it.

I dunno - I come here looking for guidance, and people just take the piss.

So, back to my original question - penis/vagina stories?

Okay or not?

Robert Pattinson Kristen Stewart sexual frenzy stories?

Okay or not?

Taylor Lautner in a saucy threesome?

Okay or not?

I just wish somebody would clarify this one way or the other, just so I know where I stand.

Help me out here...I have a limited intellect.

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Posted: 30 May 11 23:24
Oh my! I checked to see which of my stories had a title containing the word 'penis' in it lately. ONE and it was a TRUE story too!

Don't go exaggerating unless you can 'back-up' your comments or I will be forced to contact my lawyer

LG

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Posted: 30 May 11 23:47
Preaching improves with practice me dear.

No point messing about.

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Posted: 31 May 11 02:17
Preaching? Please do explain.

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Posted: 31 May 11 08:04
No.

You can't make me.

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Posted: 31 May 11 09:35
I've seen the light.

It's all OK.

Really.

No more high school debating or merciless brow beating needed. We have the ideas, but it seems we don't need 'em. Everyone is happy enough, and if they're not they can try to write a novel or a script or summatttt, and bloody well piss off while they're at it.

But I still like Herr Juan's idea on CENSORSHIP. I think it would really brighten everything up around here, and keep the hit men, and women, happy.

By the way, apart from LG, where are all the other women with their fannies and tits and cocks? Let's see what you've got ladies. You are, undoubtedly the fairer and smarter sex, so don't lay it all to waste; we want to see your features on friggin' and pieces on piss play RIGHT NOW.







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