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Posted: 13 May 11 22:51

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An obsessed American Susan Boyle fanatic has today married a life-sized cardboard cut-out of SuBo at his home in Redneck County. The cut-out, known as 'Flat Susan', has been used by fanatics at numerous 'Meet & Boast' gatherings around the USA over the past year. "Susan has rejected my many marriage proposals," grumbled the fanatic. "I've no idea why. Nobody loves her more than me! I hav.....

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Posted: 13 May 11 22:52
5 from me. That is bloody hilarious. I think I know the fella you are referring to. LOL.

Good one Harold

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Posted: 13 May 11 22:57
Shouldn't that be Flat Susan with the l taken out?

I'll get the l out of here.

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Posted: 14 May 11 09:05

Quote: Erskin Quint

Shouldn't that be Flat Susan with the l taken out?

I'll get the l out of here.



perhaps that's wise, the fanatics will give you l

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Posted: 14 May 11 11:08


If only they knew how truly vile the fanatics really are ...

Never cease to amaze me ...

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Posted: 14 May 11 18:02
I'm surprised they haven't had one of those 'blow up' dolls made in her image...vile creatures.

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Posted: 6 Jun 11 08:31
I was wondering what happened to Flat Susan. Now there is a Flat RIK. Any single female takers?

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Posted: 6 Jun 11 08:32

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I was wondering what happened to Flat Susan. Now there is a Flat RIK. Any single female takers?


I wanted to give you 10 stars but The Spoof wouldn't let me.


 
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